Submitted by nopleaseiwontdothat t3_10038wp in tifu

Throwaway because duh.

So, to preface, I have a severe addiction to masturbation. I've always been a horny bastard, but I've kept it under the wraps for my girlfriend, who probably wouldn't be too pleased about finally knowing why I was taking so long in the washroom. I've picked up a bad habit from my fapping adventures, and that's been unconsciously jerking off regardless of what's in front of me. I guess because I've been doing it so much, I do it without even thinking about it, regardless of what's in front of me. I could be watching Teletubbies, and I'd be idly masturbating, not even aware of what I'm doing. It's sort of concerning, but I guess I don't really want to look into it too much. Anyways, I've gotten into bodybuilding, and I wanted to get a good sense of the sort of posing I wanted to do. After watching a few videos on this, my girlfriend walks in, and she just sees her boyfriend cranking it to buff dudes in underwear posing. Obviously, she's pissed, especially since she says she doesn't like me masturbating. She asks me what the fuck I'm doing, asks me if I'm gay, and then after an argument, just walked out of the house.

TL;DR: Picked up a bad habit, got caught cranking it to guys.

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PlasticInTheBasket t1_j2f865e wrote

1st off, weird and concerning. 2nd why is it an immediate cut to gay? Why not bisexual? Clearly you have a girlfriend. Not saying you are gay.

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nopleaseiwontdothat OP t1_j2f9b9c wrote

>why is it an immediate cut to gay? Why not bisexual? Clearly you have a girlfriend. Not saying you are gay.

I'm not gay but a lot of gay people are in straight relationships out of pressure, or because they think that's what's right, and apparently my girlfriend thought that's the deal with our relationship. I tried to explain to her that I was straight, but from her point of view, it was pretty damning evidence.

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AcrobaticSource3 t1_j2ff29j wrote

That’s a skill to involuntary just go into autopilot mode to jerkoff. Are you able to autopilot clean up also? That would be ideal

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that70scylon t1_j2fhesh wrote

Does your, um, hobby get in the way of intimacy with your GF? Like are there times she initiates and you can’t perform because you just busted?

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MotoHULK t1_j2frqwi wrote

Just like that dude on SOA 🤣

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