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OhMyGod_YouKnowIt t1_j179d0v wrote

2 things, 1: Vaseline on the hole. Nothing else, if you're in pain, sorry, maybe preparation H.

2: now this one is very very important. If you're having trouble dropping a deuce, go buy a king size 3 musketeers bar, and a warm bottle of coke (not chilled). Eat the whole candy bar, then like 5 min later, drink a full glass of the warm coke. Maybe 2. Try not to burp. Go grab a book and hit the restroom. Problem solved.

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zonte94 t1_j17bssv wrote

Or get stool softener... But yes agreed on the first point

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Abwettar t1_j19j50u wrote

Supposedly if you eat a heart of a cabbage you shit your pants almost instantly.

So maybe try that for afters?

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millenialssayfuck t1_j17c79q wrote

Preperation H burns me and I will never use it again. : (

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