Why the fuck would you put the drink in the bag?

I don't believe you because it is extremely unlikely that you, your friend, and the xray operator are this dense

I’m appalled by the fact that you put some greasy ass chicken in your coat pocket

Mental disability.

Did Frank Reynolds write this

X-ray... For the metro? Where in the 1984 do you live?

In your defense, KFC is so fucking tasty

Per google, some cities in India and China have x ray scanning of bags in metros.

I wish we had metros.

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