Submitted by copperbelly333 t3_zx7369 in tifu
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Submitted by copperbelly333 t3_zx7369 in tifu
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Oh. Wrong sub then sorry! I’m still learning things, like I can’t tell whether certain situations are or aren’t detrimental
You chose this sub because you felt it was the right one. That's fine. We're just saying it's not as big of a tragedy as you think it is. That's all. Worse thing happen, if this was something you laughed about, then it wasn't really that bad.
Ohhhhh thank you for letting me know! Sorry I’m genuinely do struggle with understanding social situations, you’re very kind for explaining. Hope you’re having a lovely day :)
No problem! Akward things happen to everyone sometimes, you're not alone. We all are just people who make mistakes. When nobody gets hurt, it's fine. Have a great day too!
So where's the fuck up, it happens?
This isn’t a fuck up?
I think this belongs over in r/sexstories not here.
Now Ik for the future, thank you :))
Dick size has nothing to do with your gag reflex. Shit I gag from brushing my teeth sometimes. That being said I think your form needs some work. We’ve all barfed on a dick but you will learn to use your hands to make the experience better for both.
It’s usually fine, I used to do porn so it’s like something I should be used to. I think it was the food bc I’ve never vomited on one. This is so funny to me - glad he found it funny too. I didn’t know it was a common thing though!!
Also thank you for the advice, I’ll just have to either practice a bit more or make it a rule that I don’t give blowjobs after eating. I’ll do the 30 min swim rule
Bro got an ego boost
Gag reflex achievement unlocked.
His dick isn’t so big you vomited. People can take foot long cocks down their throats np. I promise ;). That’s entirely on you, not his dick lol.
Measure his cock (if he’s actually big enough to let you.. every “9 inch..actually 4inch” guy who lies about their size won’t let you anywhere near them with a tape measure) and then once you know his dimensions you can practice when he’s not around so you don’t puke on him again.
Your gag reflex is two and a half inches into your mouth. Learn to suppress it, not hard. What’s the fuck up here other than ignorance or lack of experience? That’s not a fuck up, that’s called learning. Have fun learning
Oh we already measured together and I have a dildo the same size haha, I think the fuck up was doing it immediately after eating because I’m usually quite good - I don’t want to big myself up loads, but we always joke about me being good at it because I made him nut so hard he broke down into laughter, like Walter White at the end of Crawlspace. I will take on the advice of practicing though, he goes home today so I would like to thank him for coming by making him “come” again :)
Did you hear a sinister voice in the background say "Finish Her!"?
Followed by ‘Fatality’, yes
AWESOME response. You sound like a keeper. Cheers!!
My thoughts:
TIFU at best can be a sounding board to avoid future mistakes. In this case results were not great but no mistakes were made. Good to see that you got it off your chest wth confession and hoping to learn, but I don't see much here.
Oh, here's a fun fact: You should rinse your mouth out then wait for at least 30 minutes to an hour before brushing your teeth after vomiting. Stomach acid is actually strong enough to weaken tooth enamel. So you should not brush your teeth right after vomiting as the enamel can be damaged. But if you rinse out the acid with water and wait it is neutralized and the enamel hardens again. No mouthwash, food, or liquid other than water either.
Oh! Wish I knew this at the time >.< it’s okay, I know for next time I’m ever sick, thank you :)
Did everyone clap?
Something was clapping
Caesar_cz t1_j1yq2w7 wrote
That's not a fuck up, you have laughed about it and went on anyway, so I guess it was just a bit different, but you enjoyed it anyway.