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elfmanrl t1_j1ypkfb wrote

So where's the fuck up, it happens?

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Caesar_cz t1_j1yq2w7 wrote

That's not a fuck up, you have laughed about it and went on anyway, so I guess it was just a bit different, but you enjoyed it anyway.

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Caesar_cz t1_j1yqrny wrote

Replying to copperbelly333 (#1,112,984)

You chose this sub because you felt it was the right one. That's fine. We're just saying it's not as big of a tragedy as you think it is. That's all. Worse thing happen, if this was something you laughed about, then it wasn't really that bad.

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BDOKlem t1_j1yt3a0 wrote

I think this belongs over in r/sexstories not here.

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OkVolume1 t1_j1ywh62 wrote

Gag reflex achievement unlocked.

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[deleted] t1_j206sp2 wrote

His dick isn’t so big you vomited. People can take foot long cocks down their throats np. I promise ;). That’s entirely on you, not his dick lol.

Measure his cock (if he’s actually big enough to let you.. every “9 inch..actually 4inch” guy who lies about their size won’t let you anywhere near them with a tape measure) and then once you know his dimensions you can practice when he’s not around so you don’t puke on him again.

Your gag reflex is two and a half inches into your mouth. Learn to suppress it, not hard. What’s the fuck up here other than ignorance or lack of experience? That’s not a fuck up, that’s called learning. Have fun learning

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MajestaHazel t1_j20qkj0 wrote

Dick size has nothing to do with your gag reflex. Shit I gag from brushing my teeth sometimes. That being said I think your form needs some work. We’ve all barfed on a dick but you will learn to use your hands to make the experience better for both.

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luv-it t1_j21thjm wrote

Did you hear a sinister voice in the background say "Finish Her!"?

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epchipko t1_j225l32 wrote

My thoughts:

TIFU at best can be a sounding board to avoid future mistakes. In this case results were not great but no mistakes were made. Good to see that you got it off your chest wth confession and hoping to learn, but I don't see much here.

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copperbelly333 OP t1_j23d4p5 wrote

Replying to MajestaHazel (#1,126,071)

It’s usually fine, I used to do porn so it’s like something I should be used to. I think it was the food bc I’ve never vomited on one. This is so funny to me - glad he found it funny too. I didn’t know it was a common thing though!!

Also thank you for the advice, I’ll just have to either practice a bit more or make it a rule that I don’t give blowjobs after eating. I’ll do the 30 min swim rule

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copperbelly333 OP t1_j23f2x2 wrote

Replying to [deleted] (#1,122,647)

Oh we already measured together and I have a dildo the same size haha, I think the fuck up was doing it immediately after eating because I’m usually quite good - I don’t want to big myself up loads, but we always joke about me being good at it because I made him nut so hard he broke down into laughter, like Walter White at the end of Crawlspace. I will take on the advice of practicing though, he goes home today so I would like to thank him for coming by making him “come” again :)

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twinsaber123 t1_j25jm4o wrote

Oh, here's a fun fact: You should rinse your mouth out then wait for at least 30 minutes to an hour before brushing your teeth after vomiting. Stomach acid is actually strong enough to weaken tooth enamel. So you should not brush your teeth right after vomiting as the enamel can be damaged. But if you rinse out the acid with water and wait it is neutralized and the enamel hardens again. No mouthwash, food, or liquid other than water either.

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