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kae1eb t1_j2f72d2 wrote

Orange you glad it wasn’t a banana

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broke-collegekid t1_j2f759m wrote

The creative writing in this sub never ceases to amaze me

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MaccGawd t1_j2fh394 wrote

Folks got too much time on their hands 😂

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Visionbuilder t1_j2f8w6o wrote

Wow, that title was a group of words I never expected to see together…

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leigh094 t1_j2f908h wrote

Lmao right? No way this is real

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DrCocktor269 t1_j2fav4j wrote

You'd be surprised people do dumb shit like this all the time

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leigh094 t1_j2fdft8 wrote

I could see like a banana or cucumber. Also she’s never had PVI before and she’s not going to notice the feeling of a freaking mandarin orange up there?

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Ratzink t1_j2fpgcr wrote

I believe it. People have gotten arrested for having sex with animals. This is absolutely plausible.

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AnOprahShapedDildo t1_j2fe2r2 wrote

Ok, if not for a series of bizarre life experiences I’ve had I would guess there’s no way you can forget something in there and not know it. But I’ve personally discovered buried treasure in a few vaginas over the years.

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BeastOGevaudan t1_j2fuh6k wrote

Kinda makes you bootlegger reverse after initially scrolling past, doesn't it?

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OkVolume1 t1_j2faohh wrote

You were trying for an Orangeasm.

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salebleue t1_j2fld7k wrote

How in the world did you not feel it? Like wtf

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s3v3red_cnc t1_j2fnv53 wrote

For an asexual, you in to some freaky shit.

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[deleted] t1_j2f9qfl wrote

Forbidden pickled orange

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RunOrBike t1_j2f9tcq wrote

>orgasms are not worth this

They may be different for everyone, but I guess for most, they are totally worth whatever it takes.

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cjeam t1_j2fvth7 wrote

Be thankful you've never experienced the lasting regret that comes when you chase the O too far.

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thekidalex t1_j2fsdgu wrote

If you were a movie.... Stanley Cubric A Cockwork Orange 🟠

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