Submitted by ifukkinghatemygdlife t3_10033ko in tifu
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broke-collegekid t1_j2f759m wrote
The creative writing in this sub never ceases to amaze me
Visionbuilder t1_j2f8w6o wrote
Wow, that title was a group of words I never expected to see together…
leigh094 t1_j2f908h wrote
Lmao right? No way this is real
[deleted] t1_j2f9qfl wrote
Forbidden pickled orange
RunOrBike t1_j2f9tcq wrote
>orgasms are not worth this
They may be different for everyone, but I guess for most, they are totally worth whatever it takes.
CaptMeatPockets t1_j2fabad wrote
I found this comment very appealing
Federal-Database491 t1_j2fanf5 wrote
What. The. Fuck?
OkVolume1 t1_j2faohh wrote
You were trying for an Orangeasm.
DrCocktor269 t1_j2fav4j wrote
You'd be surprised people do dumb shit like this all the time
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leigh094 t1_j2fdft8 wrote
I could see like a banana or cucumber. Also she’s never had PVI before and she’s not going to notice the feeling of a freaking mandarin orange up there?
AnOprahShapedDildo t1_j2fe2r2 wrote
Ok, if not for a series of bizarre life experiences I’ve had I would guess there’s no way you can forget something in there and not know it. But I’ve personally discovered buried treasure in a few vaginas over the years.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j2ferca wrote
It’s no coincidence that “orange” rhymes with “strange”
MaccGawd t1_j2fh394 wrote
Folks got too much time on their hands 😂
Visionbuilder t1_j2fhuke wrote
User name checks out…
salebleue t1_j2fld7k wrote
How in the world did you not feel it? Like wtf
OrneryGovernment t1_j2fmmbh wrote
s3v3red_cnc t1_j2fnv53 wrote
For an asexual, you in to some freaky shit.
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Ratzink t1_j2fpgcr wrote
I believe it. People have gotten arrested for having sex with animals. This is absolutely plausible.
Whisky-Slayer t1_j2fsd7e wrote
Yeah, obviously creative writing.
thekidalex t1_j2fsdgu wrote
If you were a movie.... Stanley Cubric A Cockwork Orange 🟠
BeastOGevaudan t1_j2fuh6k wrote
Kinda makes you bootlegger reverse after initially scrolling past, doesn't it?
cjeam t1_j2fvth7 wrote
Be thankful you've never experienced the lasting regret that comes when you chase the O too far.
kae1eb t1_j2f72d2 wrote
Orange you glad it wasn’t a banana