Accidentally huh, that's what they always say.

I think you you should.delete this and try again. I think you can be more creative, and tell us a more plausible story.

You need to be locked up

The setup for the characters is lacking. Im just not emotionally invested in them enough to care. Did you also write season 8 of GOT?

You just told a few million people. Post an update after your trial.

Once I jerked off so much my cock looked like Mario Judah.

Unfortunately I'm a very boring guy. Next time I sexually assault someone I'll be sure to include my sad backstory, just for you.

Aaand this is your first post? Ok.

Legally speaking, I don't think there's ever been a case where a post from r/tifu has been used as evidence.

This sort of post isn't the type of thing you post from your main account.

Much appreciated. It always helps to take more time to develop the characters even if it makes the story longer.

could be used in a comedy film

Kevin Spacey, is that you?

The cops monitor social media constantly and use posts as evidence all the time.

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I mean. If this is true, never do this to your girlfriend again, or anyone else. Like the thought process of bringing someone to your car like that . . .

See what happens when you use your penis instead of your brain?

I would have guessed Andrew Tate but he's in jail.

if this is real... i hope you go to jail. that poor girl

The boys are gonna have fun with you when the lights go off in that cell.