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attabe123 t1_j2f4u8g wrote

I'd bet good money she had no idea what it was. I clicked the pic and thought it was labeled NSFW as a joke. I looked at it for awhile and thought "I guess that flower is the toy?"

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Raven_of_Blades t1_j2f85qj wrote

That red thing? I never seen any toy like that before in my life. Unless your mom is a real perv and expert on sex toys, I doubt she knows what it is, or at least not 100% sure.

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Funkymonk761 t1_j2f9lcj wrote

Ok since no one else will ask and I’m none the wiser, is the toy the rose? And do you put that in your butt?

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Nowwatchmememe t1_j2fevg8 wrote

Correct me if I am wrong, but my guess is that may be a clitoris suction toy of sorts?

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zynemisis t1_j2fia7i wrote

It's a clit stimulation toy. Prob not any use for butt play at all. My wife used to have one. There is a little nub (?idk what to call it?)) inside the hole that moves at different speeds/directions. She liked it alright. It stopped charging after 2nd charge though. She hasn't bought a new one.

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IntrospectOnIt t1_j2f4b95 wrote

LMFAO she put it behind it and everything. Maybe she's really naive and thinks it's just a pretty flower.

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superdooperdutch t1_j2f5zwp wrote

She probably doesn't know what it is honestly. It took me a minute to see the sex toy.

One time my mom dropped by my house to pick up something, and I forgot I had a couple of condoms left on my table that I forgot to put away. No idea if she noticed, but she never brought it up thank god.

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AcrobaticSource3 t1_j2fe6ut wrote

Next time, hide your toys behind in your bible, God will protect your secret

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anonfreakazoid t1_j2fd0bc wrote

Are you talking about the pen. Isn't that a bit thin?

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AlignedMonkey t1_j2fola6 wrote

At least she didn't pull a Grandma's Boy and mistake it for a vase.

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shesavillain t1_j2fri4t wrote

Looks like a pencil sharpener or something lol

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Catfiche1970 t1_j2fsm8t wrote

So much confusion in the comments! 🤣

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