Submitted by Choice_Ad9265 t3_zulndg in tifu
AutisticPenguin2 t1_j1jz7vu wrote
Reply with "I'll tell you when you're older". Give her a taste of her own medicine 😀
Choice_Ad9265 OP t1_j1jzhbe wrote
I just make the sound of a strangled meerkat and swiftly exit whatever room she's in 😅 no mother I will not explain to you why 'Decorative Penile Wrap' is apparently a thing.
MrScrib t1_j1k71ax wrote
She knows.
She's been playing innocent since she was a third your age, but you weren't born from nowhere.
AdvonKoulthar t1_j1lbri4 wrote
SpicyRice99 t1_j1lsl26 wrote
Does XKCD really have a comic for EVERYTHING?
SturgiesYrFase t1_j1lvui1 wrote
Yes
Tahoma-sans t1_j1m6i23 wrote
Is there one for XKCD having a comic for everything?
Major_Wobbly t1_j1m96hk wrote
Now we're asking the real questions
TimeWandrer t1_j1mjprt wrote
There is, it’s linked below.
Tahoma-sans t1_j1mmkhu wrote
close enough
ThisIsNotMe_99 t1_j1mci7r wrote
SpicyRice99 t1_j1mw31d wrote
Damn. One day..
audible_narrator t1_j1lyiem wrote
Didn't there used to be an XKCD bot on here?
maggotshero t1_j1m6239 wrote
I mean, just because your have a kid doesn't mean you know all of the far reaches of kinks
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Smythe28 t1_j1l5jxe wrote
Tell her to google it if she’s so curious, that’s what we did playing Cards Against Humanity with my grandfather 😅
A_Filthy_Mind t1_j1m70iu wrote
Gahh, memories of my sil explaining to my mil what pixelated bukkake was just resurfaced.
SometimesGlad1389 t1_j1mrzn6 wrote
Hahah my husband once had to explain that one to my grandma. I've never seen him turn so red lmao
peachesdelmonte t1_j1llgyl wrote
When my Mom asks awkward questions I just say, "hmmm, I don't know, why don't you look it up on urban dictionary?" Now she does it without asking me first!
DuskyDay t1_j1lu16w wrote
Ah, Urban Dictionary, the well of true knowledge.
mudgetheotter t1_j1m13z8 wrote
Uniting the generations since 1999
Jugghead58 t1_j1kjk4f wrote
This is the way
a-snakey t1_j1mnkan wrote
Something tells me ol dad will be trying to diy some of these inventions. Mom is going to find out soon^tm
AutisticPenguin2 t1_j1o4wsk wrote
Maybe, but finding out would involve pouring into their parent's sex life, so I guess we'll never know 🤷
Endeavor42 t1_j1lh91c wrote
Gold!
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AutisticPenguin2 t1_j1mjf8j wrote
Jesus dude... there's a time and a place, this is neither. Take your horny arse to a porn sub or something.
Pure_Discipline_293 t1_j1mkb50 wrote
Nah, I’m fine right here. Thanks
AutisticPenguin2 t1_j1o4dtw wrote
You may think so, but I assure you you are not.
Pure_Discipline_293 t1_j1o92bl wrote
Well it’s a good thing you don’t determine where I go then 👍
oeynhausener t1_j1pwdso wrote
Debatable
Remocracy t1_j1m96cf wrote
What the fuck?
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