hey in this creative writing exercise is the character you’re playing bisexual?

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I'm laughing so hard rn, this is exactly what happens when you force and be strict with kids... Not allowing them to explore safely and teach them.. they end up ass fucking the cross and give Jesus a creme brulee

And since today is Sunday, OP what day does your fictional church give the eucharist on if this was 'a few days ago'?

Consequences started to kick in from this incident a few days ago... (churches switching, professional help involved)

Solid detective work.

This guy is well on his way to becoming a priest.

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Absolute noise. Be away with you.

It's not even creative fictional writing, just trash.

Lmfao

This is crazy lol. You know this happened. Everyone knows when your 15 you just jerk it anywhere and everywhere. Props to OP not getting a spliter in his ass from that cross. I bet Jesus went ankle deep no lube.

> I shoved the cross into my anus

Maybe that was a little too much?

You're a somewhat decent writer, I'll give you that. Try /r/Story, /r/WritingPrompts or, given your subject, /r/DirtyWritingPrompts.

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Well if you like jerking off in church but feel bad about it, have the priest help you out in the vestry. He'll do it for you so there's no guilt

This has to be written by Chat GPT.