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Skipp_To_My_Lou t1_j5pspga wrote

TIFU: I thought r/TIFU was supposed to be things that actually happened, not a creative writing prompt for 13-year-olds

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SnazzBat t1_j5q6bbh wrote

I stg I’ve seen so many tifu’s today that are beyond made the fuck up. It’s so weird

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shadesofwolves t1_j5pq23q wrote

So many questions.

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OhNoTheDawnPatrol t1_j5pqoji wrote

I'm most confused about why somebody is expected to help pay for their sister's wedding.

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OK_LK t1_j5pr70q wrote

Was OP naked from the waist down or fully naked when his parents came in and discussed wedding payments?

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shadesofwolves t1_j5psi3a wrote

I honestly think naked from the waist down and a full length toy lightsaber slowly emerged, glowing, mid conversation.

If only because the truth is likely far less funny.

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PM_ME_FUNFAX t1_j5pvttd wrote

Your narrative is just as truthful as OP's so it can be whatever you want

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cikanman t1_j5ppufw wrote

Ok asking a stupid question. Lightsaber? Is this a new sex toy I'm unaware of or are we talking like a light up movie prop toy?

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ActuallyPatton t1_j5prebm wrote

Don’t pay for your sisters wedding, fuck that.

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Mr007McDiddles t1_j5pu4i9 wrote

Protip: Lock your door when inserting weird things in your asshole.

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saffronpolygon t1_j5pqqys wrote

It's a sign. Your sister will have a Star Wars themed wedding.

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ProExecution t1_j5prapv wrote

If you're living with your parents, are you really in a situation to help pay for a wedding?

Because when I lived with my parents, I could not fathom shelling out extra money, or else I wouldn't live with my parents.

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bobstro t1_j5ps75o wrote

So did you win the argument?

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Lonzo58 t1_j5pv22l wrote

Paying for her wedding I am not

There is no try only poo..

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2L84U2 t1_j5pr6dr wrote

You did fuck up

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Lysia1008 t1_j5q0zii wrote

It seems like all stories with INSERTION start out saying "Today I was feeling a little Adventurous... And then Bam something gets STUCK!!!

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Obetend t1_j5pyo0h wrote

Holy roller coaster title, Batman!

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OkVolume1 t1_j5qb6bk wrote

You're a Stormpooper.

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geaux750 t1_j5q1uka wrote

I just needs to check inside ya asshole

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superthrust123 t1_j5q8a4b wrote

The real questions:

Was it lit, and were the sound effects turned on?

I'm imagining a 3 foot glowing green plastic tube emerging from your Sarlacc Pit while making whhhhshhhh woooshhh clash noises.

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SethMalcolm1 t1_j5qbgp2 wrote

Why would you stick a laser sword up your butt

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bhillen83 t1_j5qgbr5 wrote

Hey at least you don’t have to help pay for the wedding now.

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xNeyNounex t1_j5qjrq0 wrote

So were you naked in front of your parents? or did this not actually happen?

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Jieru-Lite t1_j5qku3c wrote

It’s usually the Jedi not the lightsaber that turns to the dark side

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ksims33 t1_j5qlvz1 wrote

I am sad the post is deleted, I want to see the absurdity.

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