I’m an old guy, so forgive me if this is completely unrelatable, but there’s an old TV show called ‘Branded’ that had a theme song that was soon rewritten by my second-grade peers as follows: STRANDED! Stranded on the toilet BOWL! What do you do when you’re stranded/and you need another rooolll/ (gently now, strings come in here) you wiiiipe with your hand/to prove you’re a man/STRANDED! (Bows and leaves)