Watching tiktoks and reading reddit for a good 30 minutes.

My man, this TIFU is no longer a FU. Your business has probably caked and dried on your ass by now so you'd likely be safe to go find TP.

and even if it hasn't, so long as your not holding a log between your cheeks it's not like shit is gonna just drip out all over the floor.

Either way, ALWAYS check for TP first and keep the backup rolls near the fortress of solitude Incase of emergencies