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Toxic_Wasteland_2020 t1_j5ilm1g wrote

The fact that she reached out to you, said she felt bad about having him, and then texted you saying sorry tells me she's sad, struggling, and desperate for a friend....and you shouldn't be that friend or rather can't be that friend. I hope she finds a good, nice friend that can be there for her and help....I feel bad for her.

This is the worst thing I've read on the internet today, and I just read THIS for the first time only minutes ago.

TLDR: You're Smegma.

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trying_productive OP t1_j5krl11 wrote

Does Smegma stand for sigma? ☺️

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BumpyNubbins t1_j5lbpm1 wrote

It stands for the shit that clogs up the back of your throat after a long day of 'working'. You should be very familiar with the taste!

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