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orthostasisasis t1_j5zlvur wrote

Reply to comment by Crashmse in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum

He mentioned working in gastro and, uh, this looks pretty par the course. Those who suffer from foot-in-mouth-itis fit right in.

Source: the last time I told someone to suck my dick was when I worked as a bartender. I do not in fact own a dick.

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frondjeremy t1_j5zpmz9 wrote

It’s the industry for it. My friend (M) once told me (F) to “Get off his dick” when I was jokingly nagging him about something. A 50’s F server heard and was horrified. Friend tried to defend himself that he learned the phrase from me. She didn’t believe him and he looked like the asshole. He 100% did get it from me. 😂

Food biz is food biz. Im sure OP is fine.

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weirdchic0124 t1_j600hv5 wrote

I used to work with a lesbian that would tell people to suck her plastic dick.

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grawlixsays t1_j62l7ym wrote

I tend to call people dickless losers, whether they might have a dick, or not.

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