TIFU by forgetting to delete my nudes

Submitted by ThrowAwayNudes8 t3_10mmes7 in tifu

obligatory; this happened a month ago but the shame was too much to bare to post it so quickly. Throwaway account for obvious reasons.

Me(36M) and my wife(35F) like to flirt a little and keep things spicy both in and out of bed. Occasionally I send her nudes. You know... teasing and stuff. I usually delete them from our chats to avoid embarrassing situations.

Anyway, on the faithful day of my fu, I had to return an RO(reverse osmosis) unit to a shop to get it fixed. Me being the way I am, forgot the invoice for the said RO. Not wanting to go back, I asked whether it was ok if my wife sent us a photo of the invoice. She agreed and I called my wife asking for the photo. As soon as she sent it over messenger, I opened it and gave her my mobile. Now here is where I did my second fu. I could have just sent her the photo, but why would I? It's not like I have any personal intimate stuff on the chat with my WIFE!! Anyway, she starts zooming in, and I could see she accidently changed photo(you know how messenger allows you to scroll through chat images). I also saw the paniced expression on her face as she quickly went back and forth. I was confused at to what was happening; asking "Is everything ok?". She stuttered a yes. I could feel something was wrong but couldn't figure out what. Anyway, she managed to get the info and handed me back my mobile. At this point, I decided innocently to investigate what was going on. Keep in mind, I had long forgotten about what I send my wife on our chats.

As soon as I opened the chat and image scrolled, shame hit me like a ton of bricks. Bells from game of thrones came to mind at that point. I couldn't speak. There I was, stark naked exposing myself on camera. The lady at the desk, tried to be as professional as she could, I avoided any eye contact like the plague. I tried to cut the conversation as short as possible, only answering with yes and nos which fealt even more shameful everytime I spoke.

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TLDR: I forgot to delete the nudes from the chat I have with my wife and the lady at customer support got to see me in my birthday suit.

For the lady at the desk, I'm sorry.

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MyDadBod_2021 t1_j63vdxb wrote

This is why we use Snapchat to chat and send pics... yeah, that sucks. I have had close calls where I had pictures in my gallery that I had not moved to my hidden folder, before I gave my phone to someone to view SFW pics.

Sorry OP... 😔

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Kbang20 t1_j64sxgl wrote

I love that looking at your profile on here, you still are worried about people seeing your gallery. I hope I'm not coming across as judging. It's just funny to me.

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MyDadBod_2021 t1_j64toek wrote

Well, it is anonymous here, (the whole point for me), and there's much "worse" stuff on my phone.

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ThrowAwayNudes8 OP t1_j63whzo wrote

Don't worry my friend, my shame is now now diluting. Never had snapchat, for other reasons. I have now stopped sending spicy photos to my wife just in case and I'm keeping the spicy stuff behind closed doors.

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Call_Me_Light06 t1_j642pzs wrote

if it makes you feel any better then customer service lady will probably tell one or two of her friends and forget about it in a couple of days. but MAN that sucks, definitely would use snapchat or just not send them after that.

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4fun698 t1_j65h6lo wrote

Snapchat just sucks. The photo quality is terrible compared to just using the stock camera app

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l337hackzor t1_j64b5cw wrote

Just an FYI both Android and iOS have a way to lock to a single image or other restrictions. I use it in airports when handing over my phone for a boarding pass or like your situation.

Just google it

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4fun698 t1_j64wkq0 wrote

One trick I just found when searching online was to zoom in a little. This depends on which app your using and how it's built. I tested a few apps on Android. Google Photos and Google Messages successfully locked from scrolling after zooming in slightly. On Samsung Gallery zooming in slightly helped prevent accidental swipes however if already scrolled to one side and another swipe gesture thats long enough comes around it'll still scroll

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ThrowAwayNudes8 OP t1_j652qpf wrote

The zooming is what got me. Since it was on messenger and not the default gallery, she kept swiping and scrolled on the previous image. Messenger is less forgiving with this stuff I guess.

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ThrowAwayNudes8 OP t1_j652gn1 wrote

That is really good to know. Even though I've opted not to have any more spicy photos running around, it's good to know that I can lock to a specific photo.

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Im_in_timeout t1_j65d2p1 wrote

TSA has already seen your ding dong before you even get to the gate.

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l337hackzor t1_j662jdi wrote

I'm not worried about pictures with TSA. Phones can contain a lot of access privileges, especially if you are an IT admin for a number of companies and have a legal responsibility to protect their data.

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[deleted] t1_j64r28x wrote

😂😂😂

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NecroticYT t1_j6dq7oe wrote

> the way I am

certified Eminem moment

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