He's 13 and very smart and mature for his age and I'm a young parent. He's honestly my best friend. Anyway....

I have some bad adhd. Here's how it happened.

The kid was messing with me and I started to say "awe come on" I stuttered and stopped and he said
"Were you gonna call me the c word?"

"What c word? Cunt?"

"No dad the other one."

"Cum?"

"No c-o-c-k."

" Oh, cock." I said and laughed to myself aloud "Why did I say cum?"

"idk, why did you say that?"

This is where the add comes in. It just started coming out of my mouth "Because, you're a.... Nope. Nope. Nope."

I stopped myself initially, sometimes things start to come out and I stop myself. Everyone always insists that I finish. People even tend to get upset if I don't. Even when I assure them that it's something that should never be said and it was just an impulse. That I was right to fight it down and that I'm trying to be a good person.

The kid badgered me until finally I said it. "Because you're a cum pet! There ya happy ya little jizz goblin?!"......

Now he's mad that I would call him something so hurtful..... Bro... I didn't want to say it.... Sorry bout the 'jizz goblin' thing.

Tldr: it just kinda slipped out I called my 13 yr old kid a cum pet to his face.