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CrystalQueen3000 t1_j5lxql1 wrote

Parenting done wrong.

JFC if this is true you suck as a dad.

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Desperate-Ad729 t1_j5lzbfb wrote

I really doubt this is a true story. Drinking at 8 in the morning? Getting drunk off one glass of wine in 3 minutes?

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PhlyingMonkey t1_j5m24pj wrote

"My son asked if he and I could have a shower, and I agreed."

Please explain OP, as this doesn't read well.

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Aliki26 t1_j5m2hmz wrote

1 post -13 Karma for a stupid story…why would you do this? For attention?

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Dizzy_Divide_7528 t1_j5m3asf wrote

Do you always shower with your 12 yo or just when the two of you knock back a few?

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Logical_Ad_1383 t1_j5m77g2 wrote

Why would your son clean up the bottles from your drunkenness. Clean up yourself and stop letting your kid drink ffs

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vannbabu t1_j5m87x7 wrote

what in the cinnamon toast fuck did i just read

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SweetCosmicPope t1_j5mdham wrote

Man, I thought I was about to read a cute story about how your kid had one too many glasses of wine and ruined the carpet. Instead I get to read a story about how this dude basically molested his kid.

WTF dude.

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River922 t1_j5mf1z5 wrote

You need to stop drinking before someone gets hurt.

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Lynik35 t1_j5mk8cs wrote

you're a moron, L parent

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HAWMadden t1_j5mpzyi wrote

I think some local authorities will be contacting you.

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NOT000 t1_j5mtfn0 wrote

hope its bs

otherwise methinks there is much alcoholism in your futures

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AcrobaticSource3 t1_j5myvzc wrote

I’m sure this questionable story from an account created a few hours ago is legit

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Wesnye t1_j5mzlpn wrote

Can’t believe people are buying this lol

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thevilestplume t1_j5n2v87 wrote

It’s shit like this that will get child protective services called. Don’t be a dead beat alcoholic father. Like that card has been played out. Do better.

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thereia t1_j5n45jp wrote

You are an alcoholic. Please get help, for your kid's sake.

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Mosher138 t1_j5n4oca wrote

I had a father like you. You're vile.

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ogwez t1_j5n8lwe wrote

You got your 12 year old drunk and had a shower with him? That's creepy as fuck dude, There's no excuse for that. And then made him clean up your mess afterwards? What's wrong with you? I just really hope for your son's sake that this situation wasn't as bad as you made it sound but somehow I doubt it. Fucking sick.

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yonoznayu t1_j5nefkl wrote

Replying to Desperate-Ad729 (#1,458,793)

I’m not an alcoholic, and in fact prefer not to drink at all whenever possible with the main exception being the new year’s holiday cuz my in-laws are Slavic vodka-loving raisins that get truly offended if you don’t have at least a couple toasts and switching to water/juice won’t do for them. I can get drunk with a single glass of wine, which is a nuisance to my wife and a great copout for me to avoid it altogether when we go out. Sorry, I didn’t know it was that uncommon but I do know never mind the ever present second hand snore, not drinking alcohol it’s a fucking nightmare while trying to socialize or even just dine while in most of Europe.
Edit: added text.

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yonoznayu t1_j5nf1u5 wrote

Replying to dpg3456 (#1,462,181)

Interesting. It takes me not 3 minutes but maybe 15,20 min to feel a shot. Basically until the next round comes despite consuming allegedly alcohol-suppressing Slavic food alongside it. Not my culture so what do I know but damn, I do have a very low threshold.

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YellowHankey t1_j5o3r2r wrote

Child abuse and probably groomed for sexual abuse as well.

Kid asking to shower together? Good grooming OP.

Asking a 12 year old to clean up alcohol? Good parenting.

Kid coming in, me drinking in another room ... (X) doubt.

Seems like kid is being abused on a regular basis but got drunk for the first time and OP decided to share or just made this shit up but is a very bad writer.

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jahkrit t1_j5okeif wrote

I got too much to say, but just know that you're no different from the rest of the world. I'm 38, alcohol ruined my life once, sometimes we have to hit rock bottom to read between the lines.

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TheFirstOfSheila t1_j5omqh0 wrote

Granted, I grew up in the 80s when my friends' parent would give me a sip of their beer but this is a whole new level. This is terrible judgment and parenting. Even drunk, I'd know not to keep giving a 12-year-old wine.

If this is real, you really need to take a long, hard look at the example you're setting for your son.

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akennelley t1_j5onlss wrote

Replying to Coctyle (#1,465,802)

I have to believe he means processing the drink takes an hour to clear. Alcohol obviously takes immediate effect, and somewhere around an hour per glass/bottle/shot to start to wear off.

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GuyD427 t1_j5ovaut wrote

At 16 maybe, 12… And drunk. Dude…

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[deleted] OP t1_j5ovfuw wrote

This whole fucking subreddit has turned into 1 big bait for people making shit up.

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cardiB_victim t1_j5p0lu8 wrote

This whole story is wrong. Get help for you and your son

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Coctyle t1_j5phoxc wrote

Replying to dpg3456 (#1,468,397)

Metabolizing alcohol is what makes you sober. It is the process of removing the alcohol from the body. That is the process that takes one hour per drink (for an average person).

The comment you originally replied to was in regards to the time it takes to get drunk. The person was doubting that OP got drunk beyond the capacity for rational thought in three minutes.

I share the doubts about the veracity of the post, but it absolutely does not take one hour for alcohol to get into a person’s bloodstream and make the person intoxicated. That’s would be a misunderstanding of what it means to metabolize alcohol.

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Coctyle t1_j5pibg2 wrote

Replying to dpg3456 (#1,468,415)

As stated in another response, metabolizing alcohol is the process of breaking it down and removing it from the body. Yes, the body processes alcohol to remove it, but alcohol does not need to be processed by the digestive system to get into the bloodstream and make a person feel drunk.

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dpg3456 t1_j5plnde wrote

Replying to Coctyle (#1,470,386)

That's fair and agree. I didn't say that though. I only said process. Which to me, would mean the processing of said chemical to it's final form and being released by the body.

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yohosse t1_j5pwkx2 wrote

weirdest story of all time

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dibs8789 t1_j5q9hg0 wrote

Cheeses fucking crust wtf is wrong with you?! Getting your 12 year old drunk is one thing but you showered with him? He asked to shower with you? Are you a pedo? Because thats straight fucked to shower with your 12 year old son. You have issues and probably shouldn't drink at all

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Ptown_Down t1_j5qfhcr wrote

No parent ever would just openly and shamelessly say "i went into the other room one morning and got out-of-my-mind drunk" so casually.

This is obviously not a real post, imho.

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CuttyAllgood t1_j5qivr7 wrote

This sounds like a 12 year old’s idea of what it’s like to be a parent and to drink.

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