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Beregolas t1_j6hw2nr wrote
For you: Meh.
For them: Way better, because then it's just an open relationship and not cheating ^^
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Sparkie86 t1_j6i12nk wrote
You gotta print out the picture of his toes and hang it on their fridge bro. Then never say a word about it and deny it was you.
aaronhereee t1_j6i5680 wrote
or… just not say anything? its your parents’ lives.
cat_like_sparky t1_j6i9xsq wrote
I don’t think I could keep it to myself, assuming I was in contact with my parents, if I thought my father was cheating on my mother I’d feel morally bound to tell her. What if he brings home an STI? Or is spending their money on the other woman? I couldn’t live with that on my conscience.
Glass_Cut_1502 t1_j6hx2f5 wrote
If the internet taught me anything, you'll be having a threesome with mom and dad in 'a few days'
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PoeTayToes_ t1_j6i7lok wrote
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Abbhrsn t1_j6i63f2 wrote
Only if he breaks his arms.
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Vervain7 t1_j6hvvrn wrote
Better for sure . They just having fun .
SpecialpOps t1_j6i3z7u wrote
Waaay better. You got to fap through the eyes of your mom looking at your old man.
nchomsky96 t1_j6i5rkg wrote
New isekai plot sounds dope
Weazy-N420 t1_j6ibxyi wrote
Definitely worse.
SixtyNining_Chipmunk t1_j6ia7e2 wrote
This is a creative writing exercise little bro
varg91 t1_j6hmq39 wrote
Like father like son
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leginnameloc t1_j6i60v5 wrote
I'm not sure which one is worst, OP'S post or this post of a girl using her mom's dildo that's a mold of her dad's penis.
anxiety_queen21 t1_j6i80p0 wrote
dear god the comments
leginnameloc t1_j6i8azp wrote
Yup, she measured it too.
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Moze4ever t1_j6i9ic3 wrote
A half sister you say?🤨
Arrow_Riddari t1_j6i9u3m wrote
I regret this but… What are you doing stepsis
Honeycomb0000 t1_j6i92u1 wrote
why are the comments encouraging her?!
Joran212 t1_j6ib5bu wrote
theme of the subreddit, I guess :')
blodskaal t1_j6ic2dq wrote
Well, thats most likely a fabrication. Like....cmon. most of these TIFU posts are just point farmers anyway. Rarely do i see something that has credible story
andrewta t1_j6hsnxn wrote
🤣
mcmain4 t1_j6ib3s3 wrote
💀💀💀
heyitsvonage t1_j6hy8k9 wrote
Now THIS is a TIFU
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elly996 t1_j6i4l6x wrote
congratulations on sharing your bad experience. it was a good one xD
my god, sorry man. id just leave it and not mention it tbh lol
HarbingerML t1_j6hywu1 wrote
The content we're after!
RealFakeLlama t1_j6hum97 wrote
You browsing porn - not a big issue.
You accidently rubbing one out to your dad - well, it was an accident, so dont sweat it... but dont mention it to anyone if you dont want to.
Your dad maybe having an affair? - you could easely ask him. 'Dad, i was browsing porn and saw you, just wanted to be sure if its intentional it online and are you sure mom is ok with it? Because lm gonna ask her the same in an hour.'
And just in case your mom is not ok with it, screenshot some of it and log it in case she needs the evidence. In case they are swingers or something, delete it after you had the conversasions with both if them
Prind25 t1_j6hy1pk wrote
Its probably the ass eating and pegging part that makes this conversation alot harder to have. Like he's not just admitting to watching porn, he's admitting to watching a particular kind of porn.
LambKyle t1_j6i1pz9 wrote
Is it really that embarrassing to say you watching pegging porn to the guy who was getting pegged?
kuroimakina t1_j6i4b7v wrote
> dad slaps him on the back
“Ah, like father like son eh?”
livingfortoday t1_j6i5ypq wrote
A chip off the old cock.
Prind25 t1_j6i1zum wrote
I mean it would be for his dad. Dont forget he watched him get rimmed too.
RealFakeLlama t1_j6hyb2c wrote
He doenst have to say he saw the whole video - he can just say the thumpnail was on his browsing screen.
KickNo2069 t1_j6hyuhz wrote
Thumpnail. I see what you did there.
HeyYouWithTheNose t1_j6i28u6 wrote
Especially when he sees his mother kissing the father now and again. Scarred for life
kerochan88 t1_j6i80fl wrote
Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Of course he’s into the same stuff as his dad. Why be ashamed? 😂
SixtyNining_Chipmunk t1_j6iaesc wrote
Reading a lot into a made up story tbh
tonyd75 t1_j6ib72m wrote
I guess OP could broach it with something like “Hey dad, are you on Reddit?”
RealFakeLlama t1_j6ibpp7 wrote
And the sex-pornoshooting-swinging-kink-dad dad would answer something like "noooooo... but if your mom started today id be happy for some og that red stuff" and OP would 🤢🤮😵😱
bakirelopove t1_j6hrehk wrote
Can we see some of your dad's work?
Secret_Tie_8907 t1_j6hsd2s wrote
Really, do you have any consciences?
andrewta t1_j6hskza wrote
Narrator: that would be a no
Ok-Permission-2687 t1_j6htsaw wrote
OP wanked to his dad. This thread is an alternate universe, all is okay.
bakirelopove t1_j6huwr2 wrote
I just wanna know if it's any good 😟
anphalas t1_j6i8kqf wrote
Op enjoyed it at first
bakirelopove t1_j6i8ovx wrote
Happy 🎂 day
IGetHighAndAdoptDogs t1_j6hul97 wrote
He has them, but they all simultaneously agreed…
Horniness > Pride
Zauberer-IMDB t1_j6hz02t wrote
Do you have any common sense? This shit is made up.
elly996 t1_j6i4uyv wrote
who cares if it is. not like youre ever gonna know, just enjoy the story. cringe with op, not at op xD
Secret_Tie_8907 t1_j6i0avb wrote
Stop wanking to your mama
PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES t1_j6ho06n wrote
If they are a sexually liberated couple they easily could be in open communication about your dads extramarital butt hole adventures. Still sorry you had to experience that bro
[deleted] OP t1_j6i6l31 wrote
This is the problem with putting your butthole adventures online though. You may have gotten to the point where it doesn’t hurt you, but your KIDS are gonna be fucked up by that shit
IrozI t1_j6hty2u wrote
I am so sorry
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elly996 t1_j6i5342 wrote
well if you were blind, in around 7 years your visual memory will fade. Two birds one stone? get some eyebleach lol
Jenderflux-ScFi t1_j6ialti wrote
r/eyebleach
elly996 t1_j6iaopt wrote
yeah wasnt sure if it actually counted for the tag lol
Kvzvryv t1_j6i0w8n wrote
my condolences OP
but this shit is GOLD tier, lmfaoo
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WashGodMega t1_j6i2fyc wrote
Therapist guna be earning their pay on this one sheesh
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NinjatheClick t1_j6ia133 wrote
Like getting a check up, it never hurts to check in with a therapist and assess how you're doing. Contrary to popular belief, they won't try to make you stay if you feel alright.
d4nowar t1_j6i82fn wrote
> a few bananas later
Had me rolling
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Fine_wonderland t1_j6hr8eg wrote
What you could do is make an anonymous throw away account on FB or IG or something and send it to your mom
Glass_Cut_1502 t1_j6hx7vh wrote
Burn the house down and guillotine your nan while you're going at it
Fine_wonderland t1_j6i2xrg wrote
I mean that would take away attention from the situation
ballahackbandit t1_j6i3i5t wrote
Sauce?
AG246810 t1_j6i64xq wrote
I’m sorry you have made this discovery, I’m sure it’s disconcerting to say the least.
Also, thank you for sharing this story here, but my personal opinion is this is the wrong sub. You didn’t fuck up, fucked up came and found you.
Deep breath, hopefully it’s not as bad as it seems.
The_Wanderer25 t1_j6hwjow wrote
You may want to book an appointment with Dr. Freud.
Alien_lifeform_666 t1_j6i0kh5 wrote
Think how much worse it would be if you’d recognised your sister’s tongue piercing…
Druss369 t1_j6ho5ja wrote
It was an honest mistake. Don't think you can mention him having an affair either because follow-up questions.
How did you see this evidence?etc.
Tough one!
BernieEcclestoned t1_j6hqxw5 wrote
Well, the first one was...
johndeerdrew t1_j6i061m wrote
This reads like bad incest fantasy porn. Thanks for a good laugh, though. It was funny, at least.
oldcartoons t1_j6i1zh7 wrote
Your parents know how to use Reddit!
Newbie123plzhelp t1_j6ibf4d wrote
Funny story, if only it was real
CousinEddie144 t1_j6i6v7k wrote
Old man take a look at my life i'm a lot like youuuuu....
whatevernameidk t1_j6i496z wrote
Seems like the sexual preferences are in the genes 🗿
Jaskidin t1_j6i877v wrote
Sauce?
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DorianGuey t1_j6i2msp wrote
This is one of the craziest TIFU stories I've read. Damn, OP, sorry. But what a hell of a story.
wildmonster91 t1_j6i3gxt wrote
This is one of those things you keep to yourself and hope you forget it. Or just fuck it yes i did it and move on. Or always look back at this moment knoeing that when you do you will see these images in your head forever scaring you untill you die or lose the memory.
Skyslake t1_j6i4izu wrote
This is the real downside on searching for local porn i guess, sorry for your new memories😅
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dcute69 t1_j6i8xvh wrote
Was it good enough to go back?
Arrow_Riddari t1_j6ia3p4 wrote
Good luck OP.
Paisable t1_j6ian8f wrote
This guy got "what if I jack it to family" achievement.
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MotorCityMade t1_j6ibuv1 wrote
Am I the only one who scrolled through the comments fully expecting someone to as for the sauce / link???
Ahh...reddit!
JamesGarrison t1_j6ic395 wrote
This is why you don’t get tribal or barb wire tattoos. Which was it OP?
yamahog t1_j6hyr8j wrote
I bet you just found your new go to video
snapIntern t1_j6ice4p wrote
people believe these random fanfics?
xMagical_Narwhalx t1_j6i28v9 wrote
This is what lack of morals does to a mf😂
shadraig t1_j6i59qk wrote
Get over it, you have been conceived by your dad's penis ejaculating into your mother's uterus.
We are all the same but dicks and fannys.
You should relax a bit and just remember it as a funny note in your life.
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elly996 t1_j6i5m6g wrote
op is bi, i dont think he would have cared lol
100k_changeup t1_j6huetd wrote
Oh say more.
koalasarentferfuckin t1_j6htkcz wrote
I've seen this episode before. You should just let this lie and also be leery of any nefarious looking gas station owners especially if there's a12-year old with face tattoos.
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derionna4l t1_j6hzqln wrote
Euphoria the TV show
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velifer t1_j6i4ux5 wrote
> but mainly go for females but like dominate females.
Ok, so. This is the only real fuck up here.
They're women, and some of them are dominant.
If you ever want to get within 1,000 feet of one, you'll need to internalize all that and more, and learn the difference between "dominate" and "dominant."
Also, stop being so concerned about who your parents fuck. Aside from the HUGE overlap between ENM and kink, that's just... really weird.
NinjatheClick t1_j6i9qqb wrote
I think he's more bothered about incidentally wanking to his dad than the affair at this point...
aw5ome t1_j6ib08o wrote
>Also, stop being so concerned about who your parents fuck.
Personally, I think I’d be a little concerned about learning that my dad might be evil. Don’t see how this is a live and let live kinda situation unless I was sure they were both in on it.
Mike_hawk5959 t1_j6htsc9 wrote
Was there a separate person taking those pictures?
Cuz there's a possibility your mom already knows....