A couple months ago, I was out of commission (if you get my drift), and boyf was a bit frisky so he jumped in the shower with me. I went to grab something and he jumped at the chance ....

I jumped a mile and told him I had a tampon in.

The next ten minutes was us both laughing our arses off while he was digging around trying to grab the tampon he'd entirely squashed against my insides.

It was hilarious and so embarrassing!