tifu by having naked time with my boyfriend while getting over a stomach bug...

Submitted by Bright-Mode-2768 t3_10dli0k in tifu

Soooo this literally happened an hour ago....

My stomach has been fucked up for days. Today I'm finally feeling better and my boyfriend and I took a shower together..... One thing led to another and yeahhhh

At one point I felt my stomach ache again so I said we need to stop. But he was close to finishing and I thought I could wait a few more minutes.

Boy was I wrong...

I shat all over my boyfriend's balls and the bed.

What's even worse is I didn't even feel it happen!!!

I just like hurriedly wiped him up so he wouldn't know it got on him.

We had to take a second shower obviously.

And before anyone asks ... No we were not doing anal... That would have been much much worse.....

I'm so embarrassed but we're laughing about it. And he's making so many jokes! Like he literally fucked the shit out of me.

His new line is "I would pounce on you but I don't wanna get shat on again"

I wanna crawl in a hole for a while until he forgets about it lol.

This got removed cuz it was too short soooo. I'm not sure what else to add to this to make it long enough to post.....

TL/DR I shat on my boyfriend's dick during sex cuz I have a stomach bug and I thought I was better but nopeeeee

Edit: we broke up. And me shitting on his dick isn't why 😂 I'm so heart broken though honestly. But whatever 😏

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AcrobaticSource3 t1_j4lzv8j wrote

Give it a day and then talk about it again...maybe you unlocked a new kink!

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viskopsop t1_j4m05it wrote

Oh cool..I shat on my girlfriends face once when I accidently followed through underestimating a gentle breeze for a grizzly bear.. some of that yesterday's ox tale stew Rrrrrrrrrooooaaarrrrr!!! Shame.. But anyways, we laughed it off and took a shower together and pretended it did not happen, becuase actually it did not happen!! lolz so embarrassed

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Mintblock_ t1_j4m21m2 wrote

Will make a brilliant segment of the groom's speech someday 😅

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DoctaMario t1_j4m4k2l wrote

Lol there are people who probably pay for stuff like that. At least you guys can laugh about it, that's a good thing!

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Kayman718 t1_j4mcre1 wrote

Been with my wife, married and dating, for over 40 years. We still laugh about humorous sex stuff that occurred in our early years. This will be one of those memories for you two.

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frostyfird t1_j4mnyum wrote

I got a stomach bug and it’s just flowing. I can see this happening

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_my_choice_ t1_j4nfviy wrote

I know it was embarrassing to you. I am glad you could laugh about it later, because it is funny. He can forever say he fucked the shit out of you, and not be bragging. We find out when we get in serious relationships, especially when we live together, the good and bad of being human. Air freshener for every bathroom because, shockingly, a girl's shit does not smell like roses. It was a big shock to me.

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Tiefschlag t1_j4pawi1 wrote

You do realize that you will NEVER live that shit down.

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M4NOOB t1_j4pnq7w wrote

Why are americans always scared to type "sex" or other words for it online and rather describe it as "doing the deed" or "naked time"? Just write sex, fucking, getting railed or any other word for it

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ijeanofdreammie t1_j4wc78a wrote

Don’t worry. You’ll find a new guy to shit on soon! Just get back out there, and eat your fiber!

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FigLow4974 t1_j50cszt wrote

Y’all broke up??? 😭 Wtf happened lmao you just said y’all knew each other for like 15 years

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