when i had zoom classes, this one guy left and went to the bathroom for awhile (maybe took a shower?) comes back out naked. like i completely fully saw his penis, and i can’t quite remember if i’m mixing up two separate situations i saw but he either 1) just walked confidently back to the couch or 2) i think he even crawled / ducked around his room getting back to the camera thinking no one could see.

but my point is.

everyone always goes “omg so you saw ____’s penis on zoom?! i want the full story! was it big?!”

and as shocked as i was, i literally can’t remember. i couldn’t tell anybody what his penis looks like. i can’t even remember if he crawled to the camera naked or if that was a different week where he was being weird clothed. i can’t remember. i just remember the fact that i saw a dude’s penis in my college class. so hopefully that makes you feel better? that even though it was shocking and i kept STARING because i couldn’t believe what i saw, it didn’t last in my brain more than a week. so, hopefully the people in your zoom will uh have terrible memory like me