Submitted by Kurma-the-Turtle t3_1102172 in todayilearned
Dancing Salmon was my stage name.
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Did the restaurant continue to honor this though?
Naming my next rock band Salmon Chaos.
But you can tie them up in traffic for hours.
There was a pizza place near me that offered free slices for life if you got their logo visibly tattooed on yourself. People did it, then it immediately went out of business.
that's just costco gas station
That's exactly why I bought a plug in hybrid. You can't fix other people's stupid, but at least I can fix my own. $1 a 'gallon' and I never have to stop at a gas station except for road trips.
While Idling their cars, most likely wasting just as much worth of gas as they saved
Maybe the pizza place was just a front for the tattoo parlor
Salmon Dream, because she said it smells fishy and he’s just flopping in the bed.
The article says that it was a 2-day promotion. So I’m pretty sure they did, for those two days
When I was living in Japan I would always get the salmon with mayonnaise and onion slices. It’s such a flavor bomb, I don’t know why we don’t have them in the States. It seems like the most American thing you can think of, yet startlingly they’re nowhere to be found. Anyways this is my way of saying that I would name myself Salmon Mayonnaise if I were to participate in the salmon chaos
Slammin Salmon for life
Salmon Chanted Evening.
So this was some of these people's 3rd name change? What other food promotion name changes were they involved in? I'm guessing bubble tea but hoping someone could squeeze intestine and oyster vermicelli in there somewhere
Holy frick what a mess that is. People are so aggressive and so angry.
yes salmon/mayo is fantastic, but its easy to make at home, just need the japan/korea style mayo.
I would have condition that they must have this name BEFORE campaign begins, for obvious reasons.
Was it unlimited slices per visit for life or like one slice a week for life with the purchase of a drink
Domino’s in Russia did a similar thing. Get the logo tattooed and you'd get 100 pizzas a year for 100 years.
Ella Salmons : It's free real estate...
If you voluntarily legally change your name for a retail promotion you are an idiot and get what you deserve
Which led directly to the invasion of Ukraine for their strategic mozzarella reserves.
I tried this, but being very white and not understanding the language, my name is now Fishy Smell.
Do Reddit user names count?!?
I miss the old "eat this XXXL pizza and get 50% off pizza for life" promotions.
Salmon King on Netflix anyone??
We’re throat singers doing metal covers and water themed dance mashups.
Hi there!
I think you meant to say ##FUCK
Herp derp
I’d also need sushi grade salmon and knowledge of how to best prepare it.
I don't know why businesses do stupid promos like this, if I saw someone with a tattoo of a restaurant, I'd think the place was a trashy spot for crackheads.
Is it going on the pizza raw? Otherwise I imagine any salmon you get at the market would be good enough for it
Sorry, you lost me. Where did the pizza come from? The article is about a sushi restaurant.
Personally, I'd think that that was where they had proposed.
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That reminds me of the dipshits who will sit for hours in a line during a gas promotion to save 25 cents a gallon. At most they were saving like $10-15 dollars in total.
My time is worth a lot more than that. Can't fix stupid..