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backupKDC6794 t1_j9s1qof wrote

I saw a Tumblr post comparing it to writing a G on your belt and calling it Gucci.

Then someone rewrote Yankee Doodle Dandy as

"US moron went to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci"

and I've always wanted someone to fully rewrite Yankee Doodle Dandy in a modern rap style ever since then


jrhooo t1_j9sb920 wrote

I mean, the riding on a pony line is relevant too.

Riding on a pony with a feather in his cap seems like

Everybody in the upper strata is buying Maybachs and Rolls Royce,

Fuckin Colonial rides into town in a rented Chrysler 300 200

Stuck a diamond rhinestone hat pin in his baseball cap and thinks he's all red carpet ready


Stswivvinsdayalready t1_j9uxopo wrote

There's an emasculation aspect too. Riding a pony is for children and women, or maybe a fancy riding pony might be good for a walk in the park. Not a fit mount for a man of war.


SavageComic t1_j9tittk wrote

This is basically Hamilton. You'll have white theatre people jizzing forever.