Submitted by ALasagnaForOne t3_11dqv3q in todayilearned
Bro took comedy roast serially
He need some milk
The (supposed) grill used to bbq him is in a church in Rome. You can visit it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Lorenzo_in_Lucina?wprov=sfla1
https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Urna_settecentesca_con_la_graticola_di_san_lorenzo_02.JPG
I genuinely don't understand the European Catholic obsession with displaying horrifying relics, it's so odd to me
I mean, Christianity's symbol is literally a torture device, so it's not much of a logical leap to venerate other torture devices that their saints died in.
I guess you're right. But I would be equally weirded out to be in the presence of the supposed actual bloody cross of Jesus for example. I went to a church in Belgium that claimed they had a vial with a bloody rag soaked in the actual blood of Jesus. They'd take it out and do a ceremony. That weirded me out too.
In some churches they keep relics of saints, that is old and decomposed body parts that once belonged to that "saint" and they pray to those things and kiss them. And they called others pagans man.. That's some vodoo shit right there.
Stranger still is we are supposed to take the supposed Jesus relics at face value. I mean, how can we really know if the rag has the actual blood of Jesus?
You’re talking about a religion here, blindly believing in insane stories with zero evidence whatsoever is literally a requirement for participation.
Religion was a great way to transition from tribalism to modernism. It melded society into a cohesive unit. A natural phenomena, we would be in the stone age without it. To dismiss it is ignorant.
I mean why? It's a bit of their god from the time he did the thing he's most famous for. It's not they are disrespecting his sacrifice or something
But you could kill a deer, say god lives in its heart, then eat the heart raw out of your hand. They aren’t being disrespectful of the sacrifice but it’s still weird and creepy
They aren't doing that though?
How else are people supposed to know that the Catholics are the victims?
Money. They even digged catacombs and created saints or multiplied body parts. They could attract a lot of pilgrims and make money out of it.
r/roastme
Maybe he was high as fuck?
I heard that when you're burned alive, it only hurts for the first 5 minutes or so... Apparently all the nerve endings responsible for feeling heat and pain die out pretty quickly.
5 minutes of burning is an excruciatingly long time
Third and fourth degree burns will do that.
The "fuck you" force was strong with this one.
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Is that a car shaped like a frog being dropped by that bird up there?
Screw em if they can’t take a joke, amirite?!
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