How to Become a Saint in Cookery 101:

1. Be good at cooking and contribute to the culinary world.
2. Get roasted alive.

Bro took comedy roast serially

He need some milk

r/roastme

Maybe he was high as fuck?

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The (supposed) grill used to bbq him is in a church in Rome. You can visit it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Lorenzo_in_Lucina?wprov=sfla1

https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Urna_settecentesca_con_la_graticola_di_san_lorenzo_02.JPG

I genuinely don't understand the European Catholic obsession with displaying horrifying relics, it's so odd to me

I mean, Christianity's symbol is literally a torture device, so it's not much of a logical leap to venerate other torture devices that their saints died in.

I guess you're right. But I would be equally weirded out to be in the presence of the supposed actual bloody cross of Jesus for example. I went to a church in Belgium that claimed they had a vial with a bloody rag soaked in the actual blood of Jesus. They'd take it out and do a ceremony. That weirded me out too.

Money. They even digged catacombs and created saints or multiplied body parts. They could attract a lot of pilgrims and make money out of it.

Stranger still is we are supposed to take the supposed Jesus relics at face value. I mean, how can we really know if the rag has the actual blood of Jesus?

In some churches they keep relics of saints, that is old and decomposed body parts that once belonged to that "saint" and they pray to those things and kiss them. And they called others pagans man.. That's some vodoo shit right there.

How else are people supposed to know that the Catholics are the victims?

I mean why? It's a bit of their god from the time he did the thing he's most famous for. It's not they are disrespecting his sacrifice or something

I heard that when you're burned alive, it only hurts for the first 5 minutes or so... Apparently all the nerve endings responsible for feeling heat and pain die out pretty quickly.

But you could kill a deer, say god lives in its heart, then eat the heart raw out of your hand. They aren’t being disrespectful of the sacrifice but it’s still weird and creepy

Third and fourth degree burns will do that.

The "fuck you" force was strong with this one.

You’re talking about a religion here, blindly believing in insane stories with zero evidence whatsoever is literally a requirement for participation.

5 minutes of burning is an excruciatingly long time

Religion was a great way to transition from tribalism to modernism. It melded society into a cohesive unit. A natural phenomena, we would be in the stone age without it. To dismiss it is ignorant.

Is that a car shaped like a frog being dropped by that bird up there?

They aren't doing that though?

Screw em if they can’t take a joke, amirite?!