PeregrineC t1_j81nk1h wrote
Reply to comment by -domi- in TIL that CBS offered actress Candice Bergen to work as a journalist after "Murphy Brown". She declined, not wanting to blur between actor and journalist. by DragonTonguePunch
Yep, pretty much. If someone did say that out loud in the office, I'd be pretty sure they're a blundering dunderfuck who shouldn't be trusted to buckle their own belt, let alone use a toilet.
And so, since you said it in the office, plenty of people have said, "Why the fuck can't you figure that out yourself?", while you're all "Nyah nyah! I got someone to do it for me, and you're all losers and smell funny."
So, hey. Every so often when online, I get to ping you, and apparently this makes you SO VERY SAD.
-domi- t1_j81qntn wrote
Because i don't work with Karens like yourself, homie. If you ever brought actual value to a conversation or a collective, you might figure out why it is that simple questions receiving simple answers is a net benefit to a collective of humans. Won't bet on you figuring that out, as i very much doubt that you get along with people, in general, judging by your disposition there.
That thing you're doing, where you're projecting your sadness on strangers, then making fun of the sadness you projected on them - that's prolly indicative of some issues, homie. Consider having it checked out.
I asked a simple question, and like you pointed out yourself - i got a simple answer. I'm fucking smiling. Do reach out whenever you wanna whinge about it some more. Always here to point out to you that the thing which so upset you actually worked very well for everyone involved.
PeregrineC t1_j82efhn wrote
Sure thing, babytroll. You whisper your affirmations in the mirror. "I bring value, and I get along with people, and anyone who doesn't think so is projecting their sadness."
Then ask if anyone can mop the drool off your chin, because the collective is probably saying, as soon as you toddle off, "For fuck's sake, this idiot is asking questions again because they're too fucking incompetent to do anything themselves."
-domi- t1_j83gxty wrote
Ask question, get answer, trigger Karen. Excellent formula.
PeregrineC t1_j83uv4s wrote
Yes, yes, child. You learned the word Karen and have decided to keep repeating it because it makes you feel like a grown up.
Hope your diaper rash doesn't get too bad, babycakes!
-domi- t1_j83vjlt wrote
Lol, Karen still mad 24+ hours later that i asked a simple question and got a simple answer.
PeregrineC t1_j84le7p wrote
Lol, baby. Simple is 100% the phrase to describe you.
Ping Ping Pingity Ping, baby!
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