Submitted by ravennesejaguar t3_125kx5s in todayilearned
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Hanginon t1_je4qiyp wrote
The fox that get's into the henhouse is going to have a bad time! 0_0
keirmot t1_je4r6gn wrote
This thing could give a small Wolf some trouble too. Jesus fuck it’s ginormous
Robbotlove t1_je4s3d0 wrote
that's a dinosaur.
gutterbrain73 t1_je4st1f wrote
Well if you're gonna compare cock sizes, this one's gonna win...
Zorothegallade t1_je4v0o5 wrote
That's half a cassowary, holy shit.
dicky_seamus_614 t1_je4vn7i wrote
Really if these Raptor-bastards were people size, they’d rule this planet!
Turn a mouse loose in a chicken coop pen some time and watch the carnage
B-in-Va t1_je4wg9o wrote
That just doesn't look right.
ravennesejaguar OP t1_je4xn8n wrote
apparently they were bred from fighting cocks in the 1980s ... so there's a potential to evolve them further (insert intense Dr. Ian Malcolm stare)
PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS t1_je4xpuy wrote
I'll take the drumstick
F0000r t1_je4y32w wrote
He reminds me of that tall and awkward kid from Hugh School.
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xminh t1_je51gd1 wrote
I would be terrified if I came across one of these ngl
cheesefondue t1_je52mdq wrote
Did you write this title in a hurry
SometimesILieToo t1_je59vuj wrote
They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
LittleRedCorvette2 t1_je5apkz wrote
No!
technicalityNDBO t1_je5bh4k wrote
so far - 16 comments and only ONE of them is a dick joke. C'mon Reddit!
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MamboCircus t1_je5e4by wrote
TFW you realise Chicken little was actually true to scale...
benry87 t1_je5ebtq wrote
Good lord, how big are the eggs?!
be4u4get t1_je5ibi5 wrote
Still tastes like chicken
be4u4get t1_je5ifty wrote
You got some big nuggets
DirtyMoneyJesus t1_je5nb32 wrote
That’s a big cock
Alili1996 t1_je5okqg wrote
Behold, a man!
Zeeboon t1_je5pdc3 wrote
They don't seem that much bigger than most regular chickens, just stretched out. Honestly they look a bit uncomfortable, like they're gonna get a stiff neck.
arkington t1_je5pw7p wrote
I see Chicken Boo has a basis in reality.
awhq t1_je5vlmy wrote
A 4 foot tall chicken would be terrifying.
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e30Devil t1_je5x6f9 wrote
I wanna eat it.
baked_tea t1_je60j4f wrote
At that point it's a barn not a coop
justasmalltowndad t1_je62ub4 wrote
Dude grew up hearing stories of his epic ancestors and made it his life mission to try to return to their former glory...
Yo, that's a DreamWorks animated movie I'd watch.
nuclearswan t1_je64a5r wrote
considerableforsight t1_je64s5o wrote
It's like a miniature ostrich
Jassida t1_je64z8l wrote
Is it short above 1.2m?
seuadr t1_je68qj3 wrote
chicharron! chicharron!
dougaderly t1_je6bz1n wrote
That's saying a lot. Hugh school is filled with the socially awkward, but THAT kid? Man I still have nightmares about him.
SpinCharm t1_je6dj7q wrote
TheRageDragon t1_je6hkc4 wrote
What level do you need to be to strap a saddle on it?
TNT1990 t1_je6hlh2 wrote
Ultra mega chicken!? ... shhh he is legend...
snow_michael t1_je6j7gg wrote
Much more
Largest Cassowary is around 1.3 to 1.7m
talley89 t1_je6khzm wrote
“Tall” should be the last word in the sentence.
That was painful to read.
CJFelony t1_je6mt6c wrote
I'm going to need a bigger sweet and sour sauce cup.
hooptyboots18 t1_je6o9zc wrote
That is a big cock.
CGDCapital t1_je6w553 wrote
The Gabbleduck lives!
ctothel t1_je713c8 wrote
Technically true
Robbotlove t1_je77ord wrote
the best kind of true
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Genius-Imbecile t1_je7cd52 wrote
Size isn't everything though. Sometimes, I'm in the mood for a little cornish hen.
ScrotumFlavoredTaint t1_je7d1hr wrote
No, he may have accidentally a word shuffled.
enigbert t1_je7gow8 wrote
>To be considered an Índio Gigante, the rooster should be at least 105 centimeters (1.05 meters), with a minimum weight of 4.5 kilograms as an adult
So they're only bones, skin and feathers...
Brodellsky t1_je7hw81 wrote
Literally. My local museum has a chicken in the dinosaur exhibit even.
happyclaim808 t1_je7j2dc wrote
Drum sticks. Yum...!!!!
huh_phd t1_je7lgwa wrote
Now that's a rooster I WOULD NOT fuck with
brumac44 t1_je7r56o wrote
You've heard of buffalo wings? This is the mighty buffalo chicken.
FistfulOfShit t1_je7xbbc wrote
1.2 meter is definitely "not that much bigger"
I never saw a chicken that even when dead and stretched to the max having 1.2 meter in length
garrbear22622 t1_je83dd8 wrote
Also look up the Brahma chicken. Then post it on r/absoluteunits
PM_me_ur_secretses t1_je8418z wrote
Arise, chicken!
makeanewblueprint t1_je86kgf wrote
Look a Chocobo
tequilaamocking_bird t1_je8bapr wrote
Need a banana for scale
TorsoPanties t1_je8bo94 wrote
That's a cock
castiglione_99 t1_je8cu0l wrote
So there's a breed of chicken that a little monkey can ride like a horse?
LorenzoStomp t1_je95x1u wrote
Well, they'd still have chicken smarts. But if they bred fast you probably would keep your yard free of cover and not take your trash out unarmed.
LorenzoStomp t1_je95zg3 wrote
I don't see the banana
GodOfChickens t1_jeamsen wrote
I really wanna hug him!
Purple-Eggplant-3838 t1_jebe5yf wrote
You've heard of long pork, now try tall chicken!
beachbum818 t1_je4pcf0 wrote
And they Gobble instead of cluck