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mallolike t1_jax1epb wrote on March 4, 2023 at 6:57 PM

You won 3 million dollars! - the online agent probably

the-magnificunt t1_jaxgtqo wrote on March 4, 2023 at 8:42 PM

Congratulations, that $1.5 million was such a great win!

nadudewtf t1_jaxieug wrote on March 4, 2023 at 8:53 PM

“Amazing! After taxes, you’ll make off with $700,000”

maratnugmanov t1_jaxt6vn wrote on March 4, 2023 at 10:10 PM

Here you go 700,000 Iranian dinars. 1:1 exchange all fair.

Look_to_the_Stars t1_jay24cz wrote on March 4, 2023 at 11:18 PM

/r/yourjokebutworse

SnowmanAi t1_jay54n1 wrote on March 4, 2023 at 11:41 PM

It's a common joke to reply to someone with a lower number. It's a reference to a popular post joking about police stealing drugs incrementally.

EvilioMTE t1_jaycv8k wrote on March 5, 2023 at 12:41 AM

And it's so unbelievably tired and a played out.

Raptorheart t1_jayet6x wrote on March 5, 2023 at 12:57 AM

Right up your alley

LassoTrain t1_jaz0l8z wrote on March 5, 2023 at 4:02 AM

Is alley a euphemism here?

EvilioMTE t1_jb05okc wrote on March 5, 2023 at 12:26 PM

My doctor agrees with the above statement if that's so

SteelyDan1968 t1_jb1742z wrote on March 5, 2023 at 5:32 PM

So, he's one 4 out of 5 Doctors?

Obnoxiousdonkey t1_jayymq1 wrote on March 5, 2023 at 3:45 AM

Says the guy who only links a subreddit as a response

LassoTrain t1_jaz0nb4 wrote on March 5, 2023 at 4:03 AM

Different guy, or busy popsucket.

CandidInsurance7415 t1_jay5tzu wrote on March 4, 2023 at 11:46 PM

I think you mean IRS agent

happykittynipples t1_jb2d2cz wrote on March 5, 2023 at 10:18 PM

You won Zero dollars! - the online agent more probably