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SwordfishAlert2602 t1_je8aewx wrote

Not surprising. A bunch of hot, athletic people, often single because of the demands of their training.

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AngryCod t1_je8b9yw wrote

It's pretty rough but we manage somehow.

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DeepNortherner t1_je8d8lm wrote

Are you an Olympic athlete?

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crazonline t1_je8drhk wrote

Yes

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A00rdr t1_je8gl6r wrote

But you're not the same person who responded before.

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That_Which_Lurks t1_je8hqqy wrote

Yes

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throwaway_4733 t1_je9jb7e wrote

We are all Olympic athletes on this blessed day.

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nayhem_jr t1_jeb1242 wrote

Speak for yourself

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foodybu4 t1_jedpyrf wrote

I am all Olympic athletes in this blessed day

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nayhem_jr t1_jegi2zv wrote

^((Nice to see when someone remembers how to KenM))

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foodybu4 t1_jegm6on wrote

Paster says remembering how to KenM is the fools fig leaf

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777IRON t1_je8nhp8 wrote

Hot, athletic, young people no less.

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Dragmire800 t1_je9c3eo wrote

Not to mention it’s probably their first chance to let loose after months of intensive training all day every day. Plus their alcohol tolerances are probably pretty low because I doubt they’d have been doing any drinking during their training period.

So yeah, hot, athletic, young, pent up, drunk people. It’s a bangfest

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Tuc44428 t1_jeayooe wrote

....you realize they can't drink at these events right?

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DeepSpaceNebulae t1_je9tnuu wrote

My joke conspiracy about the olympics is that it’s all just a secret plan to breed super-humans

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montanunion t1_je91ld8 wrote

Iirc most of them are Olympics branded and get taken home because they're a super popular souvenir

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Yuzral t1_je9pmy5 wrote

And with very little to do once they’ve finished their events.

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plaincoldtofu t1_je94uv8 wrote

A quick Internet search reveals that there were 10,305 athletes in the Tokyo Olympics. That’s roughly 15 condoms per athlete. The event lasted 17 days. That’s less than 1 sex per day of the Olympics per athlete. I guess that would end up being slightly more, assuming that the athletes would mainly be hooking up with each other and not other staff, volunteers, etc. Given these numbers, the condom distribution is on par with what many university health centers regularly distribute to incoming freshmen. From a public health perspective, it’s pretty reasonable.

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elpajaroquemamais t1_je99puk wrote

It’s 30 condoms per pair of athletes though.

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plaincoldtofu t1_je99spr wrote

Hehe that’s why I said, “I guess that would be slightly more, assuming that the athletes are mainly hooking up with each other….”

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RuinedBooch t1_je9uwwu wrote

Who bones just once, though? You need a fresh condom for rounds 2&3. You have to assume athletes have the stamina for more than one round. And if they’re going for 2-4 rounds on 30 condoms in 17 days, they’re not boning every day. And all that is assuming that the participants are using all the condoms they’re given, which is unlikely. When have you ever used all the free bullshit you got at some event?

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MichaelSpeck t1_jea8uv4 wrote

I think you can also assume some of them brought their own supply.

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somegridplayer t1_jea1qyd wrote

Most would probably wait until their event is over to bang.

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Vilsue t1_jeaddxo wrote

they bang just before event, cos its proven it increase performance ( at least in men)

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cokecola123 t1_jecclat wrote

Not disputing this but we were always told it was the opposite. Doing it the night before leaves you tired (not due to the idea of cumming but because u were up late having fun)

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aw-un t1_je9kpw0 wrote

You forgot that each condom use involves, at a minimum, two athletes.

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ColonelKasteen t1_je9umin wrote

And you forget that many acts of sexual congress end up requiring more than one condom

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Gloinson t1_je9ni1u wrote

Yeah, no, follow my ... train ... of thought: there are circumstances where you might need two condoms for three people. That behaviour nears asymptotic to 1 condom per partassipant.

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ButterscotchMuch5162 t1_jea932f wrote

We also have to remember that some of the athletes, such as gymnasts, are like 10 years old. Hopefully they’re not having sex.

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gutter153 t1_je93urx wrote

I know an olympian, i asked him about this. He said people just take a bunch cos they are free, they don’t get used anywhere near as much as u think

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ToaRogerWaters t1_je9pguo wrote

“HAWT people are having le sexy sex 🥴🤑👀” they announce the condom thing every year and it always just feels like a cheap way to try and get people thinking about the Olympics.

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patchinthebox t1_je9k9b3 wrote

Yeah a substantial chunk of olympians are not single and we can assume most of them are faithful. Additionally, there's probably a sizable chunk that simply doesn't hook up because they don't want to.

I'm sure some do go at it like rabbits but it's not the majority.

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Future_Green_7222 OP t1_je9nf4o wrote

>olympians are not single and we can assume most of them are faithful

Well I assume they brought their SO to the games

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Gloinson t1_je9nnao wrote

Hearsay. In reality they use it to make water balloons to throw at referees.

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carrot-man t1_je99ja7 wrote

No, athletes didn't have sex 160,000 times at the Olympics. Turns out Olympic condoms make great souvenirs. They took them back home.

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plague042 t1_jea1etp wrote

Do they give them with a ribbon, to hang around their neck?

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the_house_from_up t1_je8mrr1 wrote

It's a pretty well known fact that the Olympians spend the two weeks going at it like rabbits.

It does make me wonder if Michael Phelps is the result of two Olympians getting one past the goalie.

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PlayerSalt t1_je8bxfp wrote

I don't watch the olympics generally but id definately watch them fuck

Aww netball is not an olympic sport i guess ill settle for the volleyball team

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BubbaYoshi117 t1_je8fa11 wrote

Wasn't this the same Olympic games where they had the cardboard anti-sex beds?

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DravenPrime t1_je8hqaf wrote

Yep. Olympic athletes like to fuck. It's a fact.

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Future_Green_7222 OP t1_je8jqqm wrote

Doesn’t everyone?

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Smiling_Mister_J t1_je8am36 wrote

And ordered not to use them due to quarantine guidelines, lol.

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TheSnarfles t1_je9ncht wrote

Actually far fewer instances of these condoms being needed than previous Games because athletes had to leave within 48 hours of their events ending. The Olympic Village is usually one big orgy before closing ceremonies, but Tokyo’s village became a ghost town.

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aptninja t1_je9ytta wrote

They do this for every Olympics

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listyraesder t1_je8mad6 wrote

The broadcasters use the same amount. For microphones.

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fredsam25 t1_je9g4ua wrote

To be on janitorial services in the Olympic village, just trashcans overflowing with used condoms.

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YetiGuy t1_je9rld1 wrote

Any Olympic athlete wants to share their experience? For science.

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Future_Green_7222 OP t1_je9vyxy wrote

That article that you sent says exactly the opposite.

>the entire story is a complete fabrication.

>In fact, the beds can support 440 pounds

>The beds were planned for the Tokyo Olympics as a recycling initiative,

>Irish gymnast, Rhys McClenaghan ... posted a video ... showing himself jumping repeatedly on his cardboard bed

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hiricinee t1_jea0cqq wrote

Going to start an international company that sells vials of sperm and sells eggs from Olympic gold medal winners.

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Vilsue t1_jeaef31 wrote

U still have 50% of your loser DNA in the kid

also 35 year old fencing medalist is not same as 100 m dash medalist i guess

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hiricinee t1_jeb08zh wrote

50 percent loser DNA is pretty good.

Also have the option of going surrogate and mixing two gold medalists.

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dmsfx t1_jeaekzl wrote

God bless the land of the rising sun.

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DonBobito t1_je8sgfm wrote

I wonder if they distribute condoms to paralympic athletes as well or nahhhh

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