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Smiling_Mister_J t1_je8am36 wrote
And ordered not to use them due to quarantine guidelines, lol.
AngryCod t1_je8b9yw wrote
It's pretty rough but we manage somehow.
PlayerSalt t1_je8bxfp wrote
I don't watch the olympics generally but id definately watch them fuck
Aww netball is not an olympic sport i guess ill settle for the volleyball team
DeepNortherner t1_je8d8lm wrote
Are you an Olympic athlete?
Sketchpad0l t1_je8dbpl wrote
Each?
crazonline t1_je8drhk wrote
BubbaYoshi117 t1_je8fa11 wrote
Wasn't this the same Olympic games where they had the cardboard anti-sex beds?
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A00rdr t1_je8gl6r wrote
But you're not the same person who responded before.
Awellplanned t1_je8gvc7 wrote
I hope they weren’t too small!
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DravenPrime t1_je8hqaf wrote
Yep. Olympic athletes like to fuck. It's a fact.
That_Which_Lurks t1_je8hqqy wrote
Dhoraks t1_je8icr4 wrote
Only came in size tentacle
Future_Green_7222 OP t1_je8jplj wrote
Id be gay for a day for one of em
Future_Green_7222 OP t1_je8jqqm wrote
Doesn’t everyone?
DravenPrime t1_je8jvck wrote
Asexuals don't.
Future_Green_7222 OP t1_je8kjml wrote
You got me there. But what about asexual athletes?
PlayerSalt t1_je8lnxt wrote
Pretty sure everyone is bi at the olympic sex orgy
listyraesder t1_je8mad6 wrote
The broadcasters use the same amount. For microphones.
the_house_from_up t1_je8mrr1 wrote
It's a pretty well known fact that the Olympians spend the two weeks going at it like rabbits.
It does make me wonder if Michael Phelps is the result of two Olympians getting one past the goalie.
777IRON t1_je8nhp8 wrote
Hot, athletic, young people no less.
DonBobito t1_je8sgfm wrote
I wonder if they distribute condoms to paralympic athletes as well or nahhhh
Eogard t1_je8u2ag wrote
They like to watch
RandomRDP t1_je90mce wrote
While they were made of cardboard it doesn't seem to be an anti-sex thing.
montanunion t1_je91ld8 wrote
Iirc most of them are Olympics branded and get taken home because they're a super popular souvenir
gutter153 t1_je93urx wrote
I know an olympian, i asked him about this. He said people just take a bunch cos they are free, they don’t get used anywhere near as much as u think
plaincoldtofu t1_je94uv8 wrote
A quick Internet search reveals that there were 10,305 athletes in the Tokyo Olympics. That’s roughly 15 condoms per athlete. The event lasted 17 days. That’s less than 1 sex per day of the Olympics per athlete. I guess that would end up being slightly more, assuming that the athletes would mainly be hooking up with each other and not other staff, volunteers, etc. Given these numbers, the condom distribution is on par with what many university health centers regularly distribute to incoming freshmen. From a public health perspective, it’s pretty reasonable.
carrot-man t1_je99ja7 wrote
No, athletes didn't have sex 160,000 times at the Olympics. Turns out Olympic condoms make great souvenirs. They took them back home.
elpajaroquemamais t1_je99puk wrote
It’s 30 condoms per pair of athletes though.
plaincoldtofu t1_je99spr wrote
Hehe that’s why I said, “I guess that would be slightly more, assuming that the athletes are mainly hooking up with each other….”
Dragmire800 t1_je9c3eo wrote
Not to mention it’s probably their first chance to let loose after months of intensive training all day every day. Plus their alcohol tolerances are probably pretty low because I doubt they’d have been doing any drinking during their training period.
So yeah, hot, athletic, young, pent up, drunk people. It’s a bangfest
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fredsam25 t1_je9g4ua wrote
To be on janitorial services in the Olympic village, just trashcans overflowing with used condoms.
throwaway_4733 t1_je9jb7e wrote
We are all Olympic athletes on this blessed day.
patchinthebox t1_je9k9b3 wrote
Yeah a substantial chunk of olympians are not single and we can assume most of them are faithful. Additionally, there's probably a sizable chunk that simply doesn't hook up because they don't want to.
I'm sure some do go at it like rabbits but it's not the majority.
detective-mcnulty t1_je9kjbi wrote
Hilarious
aw-un t1_je9kpw0 wrote
You forgot that each condom use involves, at a minimum, two athletes.
TheSnarfles t1_je9ncht wrote
Actually far fewer instances of these condoms being needed than previous Games because athletes had to leave within 48 hours of their events ending. The Olympic Village is usually one big orgy before closing ceremonies, but Tokyo’s village became a ghost town.
Future_Green_7222 OP t1_je9nf4o wrote
>olympians are not single and we can assume most of them are faithful
Well I assume they brought their SO to the games
Gloinson t1_je9ni1u wrote
Yeah, no, follow my ... train ... of thought: there are circumstances where you might need two condoms for three people. That behaviour nears asymptotic to 1 condom per partassipant.
Gloinson t1_je9nnao wrote
Hearsay. In reality they use it to make water balloons to throw at referees.
Gloinson t1_je9nqlw wrote
To the sperm donation bank!
dialectrical t1_je9onx8 wrote
Instructions unclear: I am now Timothy olymphant
ToaRogerWaters t1_je9pguo wrote
“HAWT people are having le sexy sex 🥴🤑👀” they announce the condom thing every year and it always just feels like a cheap way to try and get people thinking about the Olympics.
Yuzral t1_je9pmy5 wrote
And with very little to do once they’ve finished their events.
YetiGuy t1_je9rld1 wrote
Any Olympic athlete wants to share their experience? For science.
DeepSpaceNebulae t1_je9tnuu wrote
My joke conspiracy about the olympics is that it’s all just a secret plan to breed super-humans
ColonelKasteen t1_je9umin wrote
And you forget that many acts of sexual congress end up requiring more than one condom
RuinedBooch t1_je9uwwu wrote
Who bones just once, though? You need a fresh condom for rounds 2&3. You have to assume athletes have the stamina for more than one round. And if they’re going for 2-4 rounds on 30 condoms in 17 days, they’re not boning every day. And all that is assuming that the participants are using all the condoms they’re given, which is unlikely. When have you ever used all the free bullshit you got at some event?
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Future_Green_7222 OP t1_je9vyxy wrote
That article that you sent says exactly the opposite.
>the entire story is a complete fabrication.
>In fact, the beds can support 440 pounds
>The beds were planned for the Tokyo Olympics as a recycling initiative,
>Irish gymnast, Rhys McClenaghan ... posted a video ... showing himself jumping repeatedly on his cardboard bed
aptninja t1_je9ytta wrote
They do this for every Olympics
hiricinee t1_jea0cqq wrote
Going to start an international company that sells vials of sperm and sells eggs from Olympic gold medal winners.
plague042 t1_jea1etp wrote
Do they give them with a ribbon, to hang around their neck?
somegridplayer t1_jea1qyd wrote
Most would probably wait until their event is over to bang.
MichaelSpeck t1_jea8uv4 wrote
I think you can also assume some of them brought their own supply.
ButterscotchMuch5162 t1_jea932f wrote
We also have to remember that some of the athletes, such as gymnasts, are like 10 years old. Hopefully they’re not having sex.
ButterscotchMuch5162 t1_jea9ein wrote
Yes, the ribbon is actually stapled through the condom to make it extra secure
Vilsue t1_jeaddxo wrote
they bang just before event, cos its proven it increase performance ( at least in men)
Vilsue t1_jeaef31 wrote
U still have 50% of your loser DNA in the kid
also 35 year old fencing medalist is not same as 100 m dash medalist i guess
dmsfx t1_jeaekzl wrote
God bless the land of the rising sun.
Future_Green_7222 OP t1_jeahluy wrote
That’s also a nickname for Yucatan and the Mayans
Rev_Up_Those_Reposts t1_jeahrlw wrote
So just like university, then.
Bald__egg t1_jean3iz wrote
r/notopbutok
Tuc44428 t1_jeayooe wrote
....you realize they can't drink at these events right?
hiricinee t1_jeb08zh wrote
50 percent loser DNA is pretty good.
Also have the option of going surrogate and mixing two gold medalists.
nayhem_jr t1_jeb1242 wrote
Speak for yourself
cokecola123 t1_jecclat wrote
Not disputing this but we were always told it was the opposite. Doing it the night before leaves you tired (not due to the idea of cumming but because u were up late having fun)
foodybu4 t1_jedpwyn wrote
Speak for yourself
foodybu4 t1_jedpyrf wrote
I am all Olympic athletes in this blessed day
nayhem_jr t1_jegi2zv wrote
^((Nice to see when someone remembers how to KenM))
foodybu4 t1_jegm6on wrote
Paster says remembering how to KenM is the fools fig leaf
SwordfishAlert2602 t1_je8aewx wrote
Not surprising. A bunch of hot, athletic people, often single because of the demands of their training.