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stantonstocky t1_je4ppap wrote
I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.
No_Solution_2864 t1_je67bkp wrote
You’re thinking of the next town over, Flaccid Falls.
hpshaft t1_je89sxw wrote
The Riv' is certainly weird.
jeffyoulose t1_je3n3kv wrote
Was it at least in Latin where it sounds 10x better?
Temptabimus
RichardBlastovic t1_je4h647 wrote
I would never tempt a Bingus.
Clanstantine t1_je4pe04 wrote
What about a bimus?
PyrrhoTheSkeptic t1_je3nay6 wrote
So, does that mean that they are no longer trying since 2017?
Karrman t1_je3q913 wrote
After 2016, most of us just gave up trying.
Sea_Entertainment754 OP t1_je3tben wrote
It was changed to “Make it Here” in 2017
PM_Me_OCs t1_je3wchg wrote
So they did stop trying, got it.
Nisseliten t1_je4d2z1 wrote
”Made it here” fixed it.
TheophilousBolt t1_jechgkr wrote
It’s still the motto of the Fall River PD, it’s on all their cruisers.
timoperez t1_je59yhj wrote
It was changed to “screw it, I’m out”
Viperbunny t1_je5phee wrote
I think they gave up trying a long time ago.
Ancient_Persimmon t1_je7oa9g wrote
"We Tried".
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thxxx1337 t1_je3ni77 wrote
Shoulda changed it to We tried
we-are-all-monsters t1_je45agv wrote
Shoulda axed that one.
Csimiami t1_je4psej wrote
I mean Lizzie tried. And I guess succeeded too lol
Viperbunny t1_je5pluz wrote
They took a whack at it.
No_Solution_2864 t1_je67scf wrote
It’s funny because she murdered her family! :-)
botaine t1_je3q51c wrote
I'm searching lots of small towns on wikipedia and they all have terrible mottos. Many are funny but probably not intentionally.
snacktonomy t1_je7bnz2 wrote
Lynn, Lynn, city of sin 😏
Verumero t1_je5fzc3 wrote
They changed it to “we tried”
TheSillyman t1_je3rmho wrote
That’s actually a pretty decent town motto. It’s earnest without being kitschy.
Foxcecil t1_je3uogm wrote
In 2017 they changed it to.."Well, we tried."
theguineapigssong t1_je46y2z wrote
Some city should change their motto to "At Least You Tried" and then make their official seal the relevant Simpsons meme.
Landlubber77 t1_je4cdfy wrote
The motto of neighboring and rival town Westport is "Do or Do Not, There is No Try."
Aggravating_Snow2212 t1_je3pcju wrote
talk about a lame motto
OneFootTitan t1_je45ro7 wrote
Wish they changed it to Try Hard… With a Vengeance
No_Solution_2864 t1_je683pb wrote
I would have preferred Try Hard: Pig in the City
MartyBellvue t1_je4dazc wrote
I live across the river from Fall River and i didn't know this. LMAAAAOOOOO I can't believe they would change it, it's perfect
zuniac5 t1_je4oido wrote
Local authorities say citizens prefer Fall River’s new motto: “Eh.”
buddybennny t1_je7flas wrote
And all this time I thought it was "40 whacks."
marek196c t1_je3lhtu wrote
Fck your mom - we'll try
AnikahAngel t1_je3ntpe wrote
Sounds legit... lol
Csimiami t1_je4ptd1 wrote
That’s actually a better motto lol
backupKDC6794 t1_je4nd4n wrote
Reminds me of when Rhode Island's tourism motto was "cooler and warmer"
daneelthesane t1_je4wntd wrote
Yoda was very disappointed in them.
sassyquatch9 t1_je5lpns wrote
Same
Viperbunny t1_je5oi9j wrote
Fall River is a ceast pool. I have family there, though we are estranged. I spent a lot of time there as a kid. Lots of hills, one way streets, and so much crime. Their town officials are criminals who don't get removed from office. I was forced to help campaign for a family member who lived there and he couldn't get elected (which is probably for the best, but no one actually cared about my opinion). But the Battleship Massachusetts is pretty cool, I guess.
MortimerWaffles t1_je677bv wrote
100% can confirm. Worked at St Anne's and for Fall River EMS
bitchnug t1_je8c4l6 wrote
My shitty hometown
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Initial-Shop-8863 t1_je59ntc wrote
Maybe they should have changed their motto to, "Yoda was right".
Mr_Cuddlefish t1_je3klu7 wrote
This is the most accurate and honest motto in history. Fall River is a weird place.