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sandyknuckles t1_jd71t3z wrote

Reply to comment by kudichangedlives in TIL that mosquitos can be a nuisance for everyone but not for the people in Iceland. Simply because they don't exist there: by bringmeturtles

Your plan is to extort a country full of gentleman who look like The Mountain from Game of Thrones?

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kudichangedlives t1_jd71u7w wrote

Dead man's switch

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sandyknuckles t1_jd721rc wrote

But then you don’t get to enjoy the fruits of your extortion

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kudichangedlives t1_jd72c2z wrote

Well I do if the people in Iceland aren't idiotic. If they kill me then the mosquitoes get released, if they arrest me the mosquitos get released.

The tricky part is getting 3 U-Haul's full of mosquitoes into Iceland

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sandyknuckles t1_jd72prg wrote

Mosquitos breed like a mf bro in all honesty you probably only need a shoebox full and it’s game over for the gentle giants of Iceland. Best of luck with it tho, I wish you all the best at causing an epidemic.

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kudichangedlives t1_jd73a1g wrote

Ya but 4 U-Haul trucks are more ominous

You mean you wish me the best of luck in moving everything in the national museum of Iceland to an undisclosed location. Thank you!

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p-d-ball t1_jd72ye7 wrote

You've convinced me and the VC I work for. Where do we invest???

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kudichangedlives t1_jd73jb4 wrote

It's a very cheap plan and we are welcome to investors, the only entry requirement is that you provide information on your base of operations and a list of invasive species that would be detrimental to the local ecosystem and population, so we can help protect our partners from invasive species that is.

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p-d-ball t1_jd73mpb wrote

And that's it. That's how we started Invaso-terrorists, uh, I mean InvasoInvestment Group.

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kudichangedlives t1_jd747gk wrote

Hey, I just want to steal everything in Iceland's history museum and put it all on South Georgia island with some sort of nuclear deterrent to moving it off of South Georgia island.

If I have to release a hoard of rabid Spidermen to do it, then by god we're getting radioactive spiders

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