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IBeTrippin t1_it96udo wrote

Would be awesome if they also sold the dirt.

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LastMinuteChange t1_it9aeg1 wrote

Gimme a number and lemme see what I can do, I got a family of ants already interested in this mound - Dirt Salesman

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designer_of_drugs t1_itbcz43 wrote

You laugh, but I’m literally in the market for a large pile of nice dirt.

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Talexis t1_itbwes2 wrote

People vastly underestimate the value of fill dirt.

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mandatory6 t1_itbk6on wrote

Best I can do is a few rocks for that pile of dirt

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isleepinahammock t1_itb196y wrote

Nah, to really do it right, the dirt should have been used for some second major heist, this one requiring a large amount of dirt. For example, maybe constructing a large earthen ramp against a prison yard wall, in an elaborate attempt at freeing a partner of theirs.

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boilerpl8 t1_itag0eg wrote

For like an extra 10,000 on top of the 80 million? Why bother?

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Nokneemouse t1_itaug3w wrote

They may have needed some cash to keep the operation going before the big payday.

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Alan_Smithee_ t1_itb13o1 wrote

And after. You don’t want to go spending right after, if you’re not laundering the money…which you obviously should.

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Nijajjuiy88 t1_itbmgbc wrote

Okay so open another laundry business so they can launder money there and neighbours would assume it is business related.

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RigasTelRuun t1_itbcqxm wrote

Thats how you launder it. You legit sell the dirt. But report it to the IRS as a cash sale of 80 million. Bam. Free and clear, baby.

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Nijajjuiy88 t1_itbmi6w wrote

Free and clear for a very short period of time. As always read the fine print.,

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Falsus t1_ito3irc wrote

To pay for the thing before they get the money? Also it would be a hell lot cleaner money than the bank money. They didn't exactly want to use that money when they went to go grocery shopping.

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cjlutera t1_itbyiwv wrote

Yea but your opening up a trail of people to do business with who have seen your face.

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GDH907 t1_itcw9a8 wrote

The backstop on this heist is even better. The mastermind had escaped from prison and spent like 9 months orchestrating this plan. The group was never caught!

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