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Stairwayunicorn t1_iuhiajb wrote

whole or missing a few pounds?

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suvlub t1_iuhmj1j wrote

It's a title gore, according to the article, he found them pickled, whole, before they had been sold.

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Perpetual_Doubt t1_iuht5oc wrote

The whole place is pickled

The people are pickles for sure

And no one knows if they've done more here

Than they ever would do in a jar

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PhilLeshmaniasis t1_iuisryl wrote

"W-what are you just staring at us for, bro? The butcher turned us into pickles, St. Nicholas!"

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naosuke88 t1_iuhjkfy wrote

If whole, did the meat just fly out of people storage/mouths and combine like a puzzle?

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