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Nicktastic6 t1_isynprd wrote
Well this explains some things
Ahelex t1_isypcnm wrote
And if you decide to hold up your sneeze, while being just that unlucky, you could have a DIY tracheostomy: https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/01/holding-in-your-snot-rockets-could-blast-a-hole-in-your-throat-doctors-warn/
SatansMoisture t1_isypzer wrote
I hate it when I sneeze in the middle of peeing.
Tootslama t1_isyr0l5 wrote
I have IBS and have shit myself with absolutely no warning several times. The worst was when I left work in the winter time and treated myself to a hot chocolate from Costa on my way home from work. Big fucking mistake. Waddled home in tears, I think about it often and it was a good 8 years ago.
SpellDostoyevsky t1_isyr8pp wrote
Now the question is, if someone drills you in the butt really hard will it cure your pneumonia?
samx3i t1_isyrd2g wrote
> Waddled home in tears
Please make this the title of your memoir.
Bubbagumpredditor t1_isys1l1 wrote
>Waddled home in tears
Donald duck, the early years, an autobiography
needstoworkout t1_isys90a wrote
I once coughed so hard I blew a blood vessel in my eye.
sdforbda t1_isyyib9 wrote
This sounds like a scene that would happen to Alan from Two and a Half Men. Or me last week but luckily I was home alone, but in shorts, so it got on the floor.
sdforbda t1_isyympj wrote
I have so many false sneezes I have learned to never try to hold one back, just maybe move location if I need to.
VocalPoint12 t1_isyztzt wrote
Coughing with hemorrhoids = awful
DishGroundbreaking87 t1_isz2loo wrote
Or worse, I didn’t think the hospital would believed I’d herniated a disk by coughing too hard, but no, they’d seen a few times.
raddrobb67 t1_isz66g6 wrote
If you ever think it may happen I recommend wearing your brown pants.
Youpunyhumans t1_iszb1f0 wrote
God I remember seeing that happen to my grandma while we were earing dinner. She coughed and then I looked at her and just about jumped outta my chair, her entire eye was blood red! It was creepy as fuck!
needstoworkout t1_iszblj4 wrote
Yep! And then it turns yellow after a few weeks. Very gross looking.
dreadredheadzedsdead t1_iszi917 wrote
Doing most strenuous things will do that. They're called piles. Ask a weightlifter or athlete. Or anyone who has worked for a living frankly.
AlienAmerican1 t1_iszid7e wrote
Sounds like my honeymoon.
BackWaterBill t1_iszjln1 wrote
Ahhh yeah, pressure from this post us making my dick rupture. You know what I'm saying 😏?
Temporary0wl t1_iszpjuv wrote
Ah maybe this is why my ass bleeds
_____pantsunami_____ t1_iszvvgs wrote
I like how OP deleted their account after posting this article, dude just made us all aware of cough-induced anal ruptures and dipped.
Drow_Sucker t1_iszw1ra wrote
My doctor told me to let mine fly (properly covered) due to the sheer force. My wife says they sound like a firearm.
Tzanax t1_it0jdvf wrote
This is also true for blood vessels in your eye, causing subconjectival bleed (which doesn’t really do much other than look scary as fuck), or any dilated vessels in your abdomen including your aorta if you had an aortic aneurysm. Or if you had one in your brain, it could rupture that way.
Sneezing is scary.
BrokenEye3 t1_it0jkwe wrote
Well, I've never done that, but I've sneezed so hard I hurt my back
WanderingPickles t1_it0l0cb wrote
Guy I served with years ago said the following while walking down the road: if you are over the age of 30 and are claiming to have never shot your pants, I’m call you out as a liar!
He was a hilarious chaplain.
Victoria-10 t1_it13cyc wrote
😳😢
Due_Platypus_3913 t1_it16p9c wrote
Sure,THATS what caused it!
Competitive_Site9272 t1_it17py1 wrote
One of my mates has an old football shoulder injury and sometimes it dislocates if he sneezes hard enough.
demilitarizdsm t1_it1msk1 wrote
ahh ahh AAHH Poo
I_think_were_out_of_ t1_it1xg7t wrote
Coughing = hemorrhoids if you’re not careful. I had to start butt-clenching when I cough (weed smoker) in my mid-thirties.
Scottland83 t1_it1zhfq wrote
When you read a medical TIL and go “Ooooooooh, that’s what that was!”
danteheehaw t1_it1zvec wrote
Pro tip, if you shit on the floor every day you won't feel bad about accidentally shitting on the floor every once in a while.
That's why I shit on my neighbors floor every morning after they leave for work
ItsthePaperchaseGuy t1_it205ui wrote
I feel like everyone who enjoys doing dabs is just walking around with a giant swollen butthole.
kinda4got t1_it2b9ew wrote
Are you a pirate
raddrobb67 t1_it2h4i9 wrote
Negative I am a meat popsicle.
darxide23 t1_it2qwk7 wrote
OP deleted their account after reading some of the replies here and I'm considering it, too.
These people need therapy and it shows.
kinda4got t1_it59uzj wrote
The_Foxxx_King t1_itapmed wrote
I mean really it can cause almost any vessel to rupture it's just highly unlikely. I'm not a doctor but I'd guess you probably rupture a lot of smaller capillaries all the time with some coughs.
314cheesecake t1_itc4tam wrote
this works in reverse if you are plugged up as well, save the cough or sneeze until you are in the optimum crouching position
samx3i t1_isync9a wrote
Or worse!
Ever sneeze intensely and unexpectedly when you've got a serious case of the runs and you don't have time to properly prepare with a good clench and blow out the seat of your pants whilst attending a children's birthday party on the rare occasion you decide to wear light beige khakis?
Because I sure haven't.