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balsaaaq t1_ixnsdka wrote

Did you think I was going to hang myself for littering?

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SatansLoLHelper OP t1_ixnsx1n wrote

You want to know if I'm moral enough to join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after bein' a Litterbug

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ScorpionX-123 t1_ixoscqq wrote

He looked at me and said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send your fingerprints off to Washington."

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PirateQM t1_ixpwkvr wrote

Obie said he was making sure, and friends Obie was, cause he took out the toilet seat so I couldn't hit myself over the head and drown, and he took out the toilet paper so I couldn't bend the bars roll out the - roll the toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and have an escape.

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