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tankmissile t1_ixxpvm3 wrote

Same with vegetables. And when you smell flowers, you’re sticking your nose straight into its genitals. Pollen is plant sperm. You’re breathing plant sperm.

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53cr3tsqrll t1_ixyx9pk wrote

And since we don’t consent to this, hay fever is a side effect of being raped by trees.

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