esteban-was-eaten t1_iya9yec wrote
I never thought to measure farts by volume
BackdraftRed t1_iyaemfh wrote
They come in pints?
DefiantStomp t1_iyb08fv wrote
This here is a gallon!
Consonant t1_iybdcnw wrote
I....didn't know it came in liquid form...?
JoshuaMaly t1_iybgizb wrote
RIP Trevor
creggieb t1_iybvjnd wrote
We measure facts with The aerosolized ounce
Cynyr t1_iybjy7v wrote
I'm getting one!
fuckedbymath t1_iybnh8s wrote
They will still be expensive in pubs
TangoDeltaFoxtrot t1_iybinfa wrote
Not just volume, but as a liquid.
idontremembermyuname t1_iybsjv0 wrote
Sure you have, volume can also be measured by decibels
fuxximus t1_iycqxv0 wrote
Moisticity and toxicity and of course duration of created orifice, force of expulsion, weight of if included chunks of solid matter, radius of the cone of initial exposure, tho this last can be just calculated using force of expulsion variable and Duration of created orifice variable. I forget the rest
DoctorWTF t1_iyc9ln1 wrote
What the fuck do you measure them by then?
LentilDrink t1_iycjiei wrote
Distance at which it can be smelled
Electromotivation t1_iycw29n wrote
30 feet
PooPooDooDoo t1_iydea7h wrote
Does it smell like death or how loud does it sound? Usually the louder they are, the less they smell and vice versa.
Skud_NZ t1_iyc8y72 wrote
If anyone gets the farts on the ISS they get made to wear a spacesuit inside, set to recirculate mode
Turicus t1_iyci1td wrote
I'm more surprised austronauts aren't using the SI system.
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