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waffles-n-gravy t1_ixqr08s wrote

Maybe Jesus was really a turkey

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sharksandwich81 t1_ixr3aii wrote

Virgin Mary was actually a clone of Eve made from blood extracted from fossilized mosquitoes from the garden of Eden, and they used bits of Turkey DNA to fill in the missing pieces.

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Wurm42 t1_ixtapbr wrote

Jurassic Park meets Evangelion; what could go wrong?

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locks_are_paranoid t1_ixqw166 wrote

South Park did it with St. Peter being a rabbit. It was in the Fantastic Easter Special.

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linuxhiker t1_ixr3oi2 wrote

What I love about Easter is the origin of the holiday.... Look it up ;)

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rdyoung t1_ixri2tg wrote

Are you talking about the pagan holiday that was taken over?

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linuxhiker t1_ixrm0q1 wrote

Yes

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rdyoung t1_ixrnl6z wrote

It's insane how we went from a fertility celebration to rabbits pooping out chicken eggs because jesus.

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