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lego_office_worker t1_ivhwjfj wrote

shackletons men: we dont think we can march across a giant ice sheet in a freezing blizzard with barely any food and shelter

shackleton: thats what the cocaine is for


ben70 t1_iviccu8 wrote

And he brought every person back. I don't have to agree with this method, but the result doesn't lie.


MaximumZer0 t1_ivjdtzg wrote

North Pole expedition team: GUH-GUH-GUH-YEEEAAAAAAH BAYBAAAAAAY [slides across polar ice on knees]


DrunksInSpace t1_ivi6elp wrote

Kinda gives a new meaning to HMS Endurance.

I know what we should call the fucking ship, I got this ducking shiт right here and we’re gonna call it Are you even ready for this are you fucking ready for fucking this? Endurance.

En-motherfucking-dur-SouthPoleHumping-durance. Cause that’d what the fuсk it’s gonna take to get there. Endurance and this shiт right here, did you try this fucking shiт yet? It’s fucking liquid endurance, We will endure on Endurance on liquid endurance, on a liquid fucking sea. FUCK I can’t even handle how well this is all coming together. This trip is gonna be my fucking legacy.


drfsrich t1_ivjdsqe wrote

Flows off the tongue easier than "HMS A Shitload of Cocaine," I guess.


Specialist_Peach4294 t1_ivim639 wrote

“Cocaine Is A Hell Of A Drug”

  • Ernest Shackleton

60 years later, Monsieur Rick James was to utter the very same prophetic words.

(From the PBS Documentary)


GlammerHammer t1_ivi6kjd wrote

Too many times this was the case during our weed harvests.