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Landlubber77 t1_j2f8088 wrote

They're only garden gnomes if they're from the Gnome region of France, otherwise they're just sparkling lawn jockeys.

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mckennajames227 t1_j2fe21l wrote

Right at the death the best post of 2022 appears.

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Landlubber77 t1_j2ffi80 wrote

We often give out best nuggets as life drains from us. "Jefferson lives;" "this is no time to be making enemies;" "either that wallpaper goes or I do;" "more weight;" "capital punishment, those without the capital get the punishment;" "hurry it up, you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you’re screwing around!” etc.

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