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Katy-Moon t1_j1bmlxw wrote
And a terrific producer.
88ryder88 t1_j1bmnd4 wrote
I gotta upgrade my network speed. Missed it by a minute
ComprehensionVoided t1_j1bmwfb wrote
Enter Weezer:
Say it ain't sooOo
bolanrox t1_j1bo1cu wrote
Great producer too
coldequation t1_j1brlpd wrote
Now he's kicking up storms in the Black Sea, he is
Kicking up storms in the Black Sea.
Fightin' the Turks for the Russian Queen,
'Cause she pays him much more than the Yankee!
John Paul Jones is a pirate
No loyalty does he possess
Keep it up, we'll catch the pirate,
And sink him along with the rest.
JuzoItami t1_j1brpr8 wrote
And then, while he was in Russia, he was accused of raping a 10 year old girl. He defended himself by saying the girl was actually 12; that she was a prostitute; that he'd previously paid her for sex on multiple occasions; and that the whole thing was a shakedown. This attempt at "damage control" didn't go over well and his career with the Russian Navy was over almost before it began.
agent3dev t1_j1brwwx wrote
And he had an admiral rear
West_47 t1_j1bzzkj wrote
Set feet, row!
Set feet, row!
bakedmaga2020 t1_j1c2hgm wrote
One time he donated his kidney to me completely unsolicited. Like I literally didn’t need another kidney because both of mine were fine but it’s still nice to have options. Great guy
WormswithteethKandS t1_j1cdykx wrote
The dreaded "rear admiral"!
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FredVIII-DFH t1_j1ef6nk wrote
Came here to say this.
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Mypasswordis7 t1_j1khihd wrote
I think he was the only person to cross the ocean over three centuries. The third one being in a coffin to be reburied in the US
chilo_W_r t1_j1bmc2z wrote
Also bass and keyboard player for Led Zeppelin. He’s an impressive man