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hatersaurusrex t1_j1dk7w4 wrote
He just wanted to make the world Silky Smooth
rraattbbooyy t1_j1dm7l6 wrote
Real life Zohan.
varnell_hill t1_j1dmch9 wrote
Imagine getting the brakes beat off you on the battlefield by a guy with a glorious perm.
varnell_hill t1_j1dmhso wrote
Same thing I thought when I saw the headline.
It’s giving big Zohan vibes.
MorningStar1981 t1_j1dmjsv wrote
You don't mess with the Sassoon !
p38-lightning OP t1_j1dmqmd wrote
He put the sass in Sassoon.
MuthaPlucka t1_j1dnadt wrote
You don’t mess with the Sassoon.
TheToastIsBlue t1_j1dnd2h wrote
No mention of Fizzy Bubblech....
Hk-Neowizard t1_j1do2je wrote
Fun fact, "Sassoon" probably originates from the Hebrew word "Sasson" ("ששון"), a common Sephardic Jewish last name which means "joy"/"happiness"
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j1do2k3 wrote
His technique with a curling iron was truly fearsome
pete1901 t1_j1do2qm wrote
The Palmach was a paramilitary/ terrorist organisation who were more likely to throw a bomb through your window while you sleep than to fight you in a pitched battle.
florgitymorgity t1_j1doibj wrote
Yeah that was intentional and referenced in the film
varnell_hill t1_j1doxgt wrote
Imagine a bomb being thrown into your home. After it explodes, you wade through the smoke and find your way to the window. You look outside in hopes of catching a glimpse of the assailant. Through the haze, you see a man running down the street with the most glorious bob cut you’ve ever laid eyes on.
Nothing will ever be the same.
varnell_hill t1_j1dp7y5 wrote
I don’t really remember the movie but I believe you.
KungFuGarbage t1_j1dpnm0 wrote
As horrifyingly racist and just not very good as it was, that movie is surprisingly wholesome and heartwarming at the end. Nothing brings Isreal and Palestine together than a mutual love of hummus.
pete1901 t1_j1dpqx4 wrote
I don't think their aim was to allow their victims to walk out of their houses...
>Around Jaffa, Palmach units destroyed houses in Yazur and Salama.
An order dated 3 January 1948 said "The aim is ... to attack northern
part of the village of Salama ... to cause deaths, to blow up houses and
to burn everything possible."
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palmach#Retaliation_raids
varnell_hill t1_j1dqoit wrote
I’m sure, but no group has a 100% kill rate.
Even the best miss sometimes.
riderkicker t1_j1dqrlg wrote
The Vidal Platoon, if ye will.
Maximillion666ian t1_j1duwd9 wrote
I'll never forgive them for changing the scent from cherry in the early 90s. I used to love that smell as a kid.
mncyclone84 t1_j1dzm4h wrote
His squad had the best hair in the Israeli military.
Iguessimonredditnow t1_j1dzvcq wrote
"Tell Paul Mitchell that I will find him, and kill him"
fuckedbymath t1_j1e00mc wrote
That is a complete bullshit .
[deleted] t1_j1e1jsb wrote
I believe also that as a teenager he joined an antifascist gang and they'd just fight British fascists
Upyourasses t1_j1e3shi wrote
I love Zohan. One of AS best movies.
295DVRKSS t1_j1e4ttx wrote
Not for his enemies
I_love_pillows t1_j1e51cq wrote
POV: you are a soldier in active battle. Enemy comes up to you, mildly bloodied, screaming, he throws a grenade. The last thing you ever see is his glorious hair billowing in the wind before the grenade takes you out.
Monkeyhalevi t1_j1e52jc wrote
What a badass!
varnell_hill t1_j1e58il wrote
Your dying words are “silky smoooooth.”
SparkJaa t1_j1e5ro1 wrote
Disco! Disco!
shawndw t1_j1e6p95 wrote
Don't mess with the Zohan.
hatersaurusrex t1_j1e8dvc wrote
Good! Good!
dgodog t1_j1ea2u0 wrote
Well then I guess he joins Max Factor in the very small club of Jewish founders of beauty product brand names that omg that's also a guy's name.
timmyboyoyo t1_j1eajjh wrote
Don't use any sass with the Sassoon
macadamiamin t1_j1ee9o6 wrote
Unless any of his enemies had really bad hair. He was known to pause fighting while on the battlefield if he spotted a bad hair day so he could fix it - enemy or friend.
luckysurprise t1_j1eis04 wrote
What an unusual person going by his real name. Definitely worth pointing out.
real_horse_magic t1_j1ejfiu wrote
And when he suddenly returned from military service, his friends all asked “Back Sassoon?”
Naggins t1_j1ejst7 wrote
ACKSHUALLY Sassoon was more known for sleek bob cuts
foolofatooksbury t1_j1ek7yh wrote
I’m rather fascinated as to why you decided to mention “his real name” there lol
Yellowbug2001 t1_j1eme2h wrote
LOL if Max Factor wasn't destined to found a beauty brand when he was born he definitely was the second his parents gave him that name. I had no idea it wasn't just a marketing phrase like "Ultra Luxe" or "Va-Va-Volume!" or "Glamwow" or something.
GavrielBA t1_j1enq9r wrote
Is it racism if they make fun of everyone?
whatever_dad t1_j1ent8o wrote
because not everyone knows that vidal sassoon is both a person’s name and a brand name.
_kalebb_ t1_j1es3ns wrote
You're confusing the Pallmach and the Lehi
Guyappino t1_j1es9mn wrote
"The Zohan" was based off of him. Jk
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ChifforobeDestroyer t1_j1exl8i wrote
No it's not for me
No-Wonder1139 t1_j1eydug wrote
You don't mess with the Sassoon
Derp_Herper t1_j1ez2xv wrote
I’m imagining all these corpses with lustrous hair
mjg580 t1_j1ezeks wrote
So basically he was a terrorist. The Palmach blew up hotels and fought the British during WWII.
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amadeus2490 t1_j1f0kzl wrote
He took great sasson in killing them.
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p38-lightning OP t1_j1f8q1w wrote
You are correct - I just started reading his 1968 autobiography entitled, "Sorry I Kept You Waiting, Madam." Found it in a thrift store for 50 cents - signed by Vidal!
DrRexMorman t1_j1fa6fj wrote
>than a mutual love of hummus
The Palestinian and Israeli characters come together in the film to counter the paired threat of unbridled capitalism and white/American supremacy.
They defeat it with humus.
Fwiw.
Michael_Blurry t1_j1fgvto wrote
Fiercest (looking) fighters around!
EvilioMTE t1_j1fiewb wrote
I'm so confused by the need of the "his real name" part.
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BeautyQueenKate t1_j1fijuz wrote
Oh wow. As a 15 year hairdresser, that’s like finding gold! Lol I’m so jealous. How is the book? Have you seen the documentary on Amazon?
p38-lightning OP t1_j1fqpa2 wrote
I bought the book just to flip on Ebay, but it turned out to be a fun read. It was inscribed to a local salon that doesn't exist anymore. I did some digging and found that Vidal was in my area signing books at a stylist trade show back in 1968. Didn't know there was a documentary - will look for it - thanks!
hatersaurusrex t1_j1fu8vf wrote
They saved the hell out of those puppies, too
p38-lightning OP t1_j1fvdb9 wrote
Lots of celebrities don't use their birth names and his was a bit exotic - just wanted to throw that out there.
looktowindward t1_j1fvqzx wrote
The Sassoon's are a famous family of Jews who sojourned in Baghdad, China, India, and other locals after the Diaspora. Vidal was from a much poorer branch of that huge family who ended up in the UK, some time in the 1800s.
looktowindward t1_j1fvtou wrote
I don't think you want to fuck with a barber who has a straight razor at hand.
looktowindward t1_j1fvyw0 wrote
No, the opposite. The Palmach were much more closely tied to the British and fought against the Irgun and Stern Gangs in the run up to 1948. Most of the members fought in the British Army in WW2.
That being said, the British were a colonizing occupier in Mandatory Palestine, and hade a habit of arresting Jews to keep the Arab population happy. When that happened, the Palmach took action, but not against civilians.
looktowindward t1_j1fwet9 wrote
No, the Palmach was not that. Stern and Irgun, yes. The Palmach did use bombs, but most famously to blow up bridges.
looktowindward t1_j1fwicn wrote
That was in the middle of the Israeli War of Independence and was against combatants
whiffitgood t1_j1g04bx wrote
Houses, coffee shops and leveling entire villages you mean
gwaydms t1_j1g0crb wrote
>They defeat it with humus.
So, they throw compost at it?
gwaydms t1_j1g0gkc wrote
It just sounds fancy af.
gwaydms t1_j1g0leq wrote
Paul Mitchell: Relax, my friend. Have some Patrón.
LowGradePlayer t1_j1g453v wrote
I was trained by him and worked as a stylist in one of his salons.
I dated a different woman every night
TommyKinLA t1_j1g49nz wrote
I miss the VS shampoo that was the rage in the 80’s and the ladies wearing VS jeans. Ooo La La!
SavageComic t1_j1g6lyx wrote
Fought Nazis on the streets of London. With boots and fists and so on. Incredibly cool guy
GetEquipped t1_j1g72lg wrote
It's perpetuating negative stereotypes, so yeah.
It's like saying "Well, James Baskett was the first Black man to receive an Oscar for Song of the South, so Uncle Remus can't be racist!"
SavageComic t1_j1g7k23 wrote
When you stick it on eBay, let me know. Or I can just give you 20 bucks for it now?
power_up t1_j1g7qq3 wrote
If you don’t look good, then…good.
EggsForEveryone t1_j1g9vnd wrote
Gimme de Avalon!!!
hatersaurusrex t1_j1gcwie wrote
What is this, watermelon? Eh, is good.
Wow00woW t1_j1gefhq wrote
smooth like glass. like Israel wants to do to Palestine.
averageleaguefan t1_j1gegos wrote
smooth like glass. like Israel wants to do to Palestine.
aishaxkaniz t1_j1gh0tb wrote
My mom worked in a salon as an apprentice round the corner from his.....
TrulyToasty t1_j1gjgy4 wrote
That was my first thought, is that movie (haven’t seen it) loosely inspired by this guy?
ambulancisto t1_j1gki6t wrote
Do an AMA.
Eliseo120 t1_j1glbf9 wrote
… and what was his fake name?
Ambrose_Bierce1 t1_j1glyrv wrote
Never heard of this group. Very interesting.
beebeereebozo t1_j1gmhrc wrote
So he wasn't gay?
Remembers_that_time t1_j1goy5j wrote
Never heard of either.
EMPulseKC t1_j1gshr6 wrote
Is his name solely exotic on its own though, or because he made it famous through a hair care products brand that's famous throughout the world?
BeautyQueenKate t1_j1gu7w3 wrote
Awww that’s so cool! Yeah the doc was made just a few years before his passing, so it’s great. It chronicles his early life and also what he did after he left the industry. He was a fascinating man in many ways. 💖
whiffitgood t1_j1h0f38 wrote
Imagine that, entire villages of combatants. All those houses just full of combatants.
Ok-Seaworthiness4488 t1_j1h8p51 wrote
Very plus ultra
bleunt t1_j1habth wrote
Well fuck that guy then.
Nekuorion t1_j1hfihp wrote
That’s the Lehi, they were terrorists. The Palmach were more moderate in their struggle.
LunarPayload t1_j1tptjs wrote
It's a family name with historic ties, and his name in particular was a major part of 1980s style and fashion
removed_bymoderator t1_j1dk46o wrote
You better like your haircut.