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F_artagnan t1_j1bm1ry wrote

So, being hung like a gorilla vs hung like a barnacle are the opposites of each other and what you'd assume either meant.

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ProperGanja21 t1_j1bkbvq wrote

What's the opposite of a barnacle? I'm that.

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AliensLoveMonkeys OP t1_j1bkqpt wrote

Gorillas… they have the smallest penis in relation to body size. HARAMBE, never forget.

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Lopsided_Tomatillo27 t1_j1c8wko wrote

I’ve heard that gorilla penises are so small proportionally that King Kong and Ann Darrow probably could have had sex.

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itsdinks t1_j1bxbyf wrote

Came to comments for a quick laugh, my expectations were exceeded

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clickityclick76 t1_j1bl0xy wrote

“Madam, I’m hung like a barnacle!”

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IamREBELoe t1_j1bl1de wrote

This is flattering but quit calling me a barnacle...

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fettermans_goiter t1_j1bl9gi wrote

Frank?

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IamREBELoe t1_j1blh2k wrote

.. Frank...furter?

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fettermans_goiter t1_j1blo21 wrote

Reynolds

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IamREBELoe t1_j1bm9hf wrote

I lost you. IDK who that is

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fettermans_goiter t1_j1bnpbs wrote

Danny DeVito plays a character named Frank Reynolds. He also tweeted out the same joke a few years ago.

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IamREBELoe t1_j1bodu3 wrote

Ah. "Sunny in Philadelphia".

I know of the show but never actually watched it. He's funny tho.

Sounds like something he would say.

Thank you!

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IDoPokeSmot t1_j1bkt2t wrote

Today I learned that I will never be mistaken for a barnacle

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Lebenkunstler t1_j1bli3n wrote

This is one of the main reasons Darwin was as famous as he was during his lifetime.

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samsbamboo t1_j1bm00m wrote

Because he discovered barnacles had big dicks?

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Lebenkunstler t1_j1bme2p wrote

And published about it. During his time natural sciences were a popular pursuit for the well-to-do. And articles such as his on barnacle dongs gave the prude public an excuse to discuss something risque under the guise of marveling at god's creations.

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microcozmchris t1_j1bv892 wrote

I guess that's why Mermaid Man kept him around for so long.

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Rocket_AG t1_j1bm2m8 wrote

Well, not to brag...

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drak0bsidian t1_j1bo6ka wrote

I remember doing a project on barnacles sometime in middle school, and this was my 'fun fact,' to be included for extra credit. I had classmates including their project's animal penis size in their presentations afterwards.

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Modsda3 t1_j1bpvpq wrote

Note to self on future dick measuring contests

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davergas t1_j1bqhf1 wrote

TIL I am a relative of the barnacle

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Landlubber77 t1_j1brixi wrote

20,000 leagues...from the ground!

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JurassicCotyledon t1_j1brqn2 wrote

“My bf is hung like a barnacle” just doesn’t roll off the tongue. ...Or does it?

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Openblindz t1_j1cwc57 wrote

One the funniest facts in the show House

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sundayontheluna t1_j1czrhc wrote

Ha,I learned that from an episode of House MD nearly 20 years ago

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plague681 t1_j1brxdl wrote

Dude close up pics of barnacles on whales are fucking.....weird. What's that phobia with things poking into or out of your skin? That. Bleh

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Viketorious t1_j1c8kzi wrote

I wonder if the writers of SpongeBob knew this when they started using barnacle head as an insult.

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GlassAdhesiveness599 t1_j1d4xvt wrote

This is on an episode of House. He's playing poker with some friends and keeps throwing out penis and testicle animal facts to see how they react.

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KungFuGarbage t1_j1e1u1b wrote

So that’s how Barnacle Boy from SpongeBob got his name, I was always confused because he never had any barnacle themed clothing.

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protothesis t1_j1c9osx wrote

In highschool biology class we were watching a film that covered this topic, and when the voice over mentioned the fact, one of the kids in class blurted out something like "I beg to differ" which got some laughs. Dunno why this has stuck with me these many years.

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Vikingwithguns2 t1_j1cf7c0 wrote

“Hung like a barnacle”, just doesn’t sound right…

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conundrum4u2 t1_j1cie16 wrote

Boy - that brings new meaning to the nickname "Barnacle Bill"

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Echidna_Cuddles t1_j1cx5lm wrote

Pretty sure the mutualistic, Fig-tree pollinating male wasp of the Agaonidae took the title. After all they get their sisters pregnant before she even hatches.

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ParaguayExists t1_j1d3g8n wrote

Once again, Animals that are smaller than a newborn baby are dunking on us.

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Scythe_bio t1_j1dvqck wrote

Thats just wrong.

I am bigger.

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