Please, I'd love to hear more about your beautiful ass place.

Not 100% certain this was in Tok Pisin, but I remember reading that “bilong” (from the English “belong”) was used to indicate something related to something else in some manner, so “condom” became “gumi bilong kok” or “rubber bilong fuk fuk”.

Yep! "Bilong" is Tok Pisin.

Actually, Tok Pisin only has two prepositions, "bilong" (of) and "long" (along, in, to, at,...)

So, "My place of origin/hometown is in California" would be "Asples bilong mi long California."

How about you use your mouth grass to find out as much as possible?

When we were kids my older brother used to sit on my chest and arms and shove handfuls of grass in my mouth while chanting "magic cow, magic cow, magic cow!" That maus gras made me very belhat.

Least you share the same ass place.

Ayo what ?

All of those examples are dope af and fascinating.

Yeah there's similar language, Bislama, used in Vanuatu

I remember a sign in Port Vila:

'TABU: blong sakem toti olbaot kipim town blong yu i klin oltaem'

Translation:

Taboo to throw your things all about. Keep your town clean all the time.