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smallways t1_j21ce0y wrote
And so began the Spice Wars.
Godtiermasturbator t1_j21hezp wrote
The eleven herbs and spices must flow
Raiden115X t1_j22hhwp wrote
Several spice girls were executed to mark the start of the bloodiest conflict since the sesame street turf wars.
Obelix13 t1_j21cpa7 wrote
Nope, not war. Make KFC pay their UN membership dues.
shaftofbread t1_j215xkq wrote
That's an incredibly tasteless move on the part of KFC. Who tf do they think they are? 😡 (that's also a pretty bad, albeit inadvertent, pun on my part!)
Godtiermasturbator t1_j21hbn8 wrote
Breast pun I've heard all day
shaftofbread t1_j21hydw wrote
Thanks. I was worried that I might look like a bit of a tit.
thefourthhouse t1_j217a8b wrote
bold
Suckmuhgirth t1_j219bp1 wrote
Flavorful
RikersTrombone t1_j219ml2 wrote
Succulent.
Godtiermasturbator t1_j21hgxx wrote
A little gamey
Zenith251 t1_j22f6hc wrote
Yeah, let's waste the UNs time for advertising. Jackoffs.
bigfatfurrytexan t1_j227ifj wrote
That was their best chicken product.
If you liked it, use the base Chupacabra rub on your grilled chicken. Same flavor.
thisimpetus t1_j24ugm5 wrote
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
BazilBroketail t1_j21edeg wrote
"I follow the chicken!"
Landlubber77 t1_j2171ko wrote
They should've called their bluff, made them a country and immediately declared war on them.