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Admiral_Fancypants t1_iz4s9as wrote

Pocket Soup sounds like a euphemism, but not sure for what.

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20_BuysManyPeanuts t1_iz535ka wrote

Probably the prize you get for winning a game of Pocket Billiards.

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LtSoundwave t1_iz5egrg wrote

Nah, sounds more like accidental diarrhea.

“Oh, sorry to run folks. I just had some no-fat Lays, and I think I’ve got some pocket soup cookin.”

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Techn028 t1_iz6b5hc wrote

Pocket Soup (n) The act of soiling one's pocket whilst attempting to conceal an errection.

"I was talking to Jessica earlier and tried to hide my boner, but I ended up with a handful of Pocket Soup!"

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I_might_be_weasel t1_iz5c2pw wrote

Is that soup in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?

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tewnewt t1_iz65gdi wrote

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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