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BigCommieMachine t1_j1yafbf wrote
āAll Dressedā chips seems to be the same thing by your description and they are very popular in Canada. A few brands like Ruffles and Humpty Dumpty have them in the US.
David-Puddy t1_j1z02yu wrote
Get me some zesty mordant and dressed all over
hirkyflobble t1_j1zoedc wrote
And some ja-lap-ano.
AnthillOmbudsman t1_j20enob wrote
I took a look at Amazon and a reviewer describes them as "ketchup with a decent amount of umami". Sounds a lot like ketchup chips I picked up at Tractor Supply a few years ago... they were good but the tart taste got to be too much and I couldn't finish the bag.
JosephStalinsPenis69 t1_j20lsw9 wrote
Dressed all over
Bahariasaurus t1_j21hkvf wrote
When I went to Canada I ate a whole bunch of All Dressed Chips and when I got back to the US I googled how to get some and the answer was "serve time in prison".
strugglingtobemyself t1_j1y88vn wrote
Zaps voodoo and zaps voodoo heat are āeverythingā flavored with the heat version including spicy chips
Environmental_One354 t1_j1xiu5k wrote
Not the same but close enough.
i81u812 t1_j1zphct wrote
Rap Snax are some of the best fucking straight up chip you can buy.
LeicaM6guy t1_j1ytx89 wrote
I tried the rap snack one and just couldnāt finish it. The combination of every flavor was just kind of awful.
BannerRanch t1_j23ijn0 wrote
Ooh trying Shabang chips has been on my to-do list for awhile after I heard about them one day and read some funny Amazon reviews, but I didnāt want to shell out $15 a bag or commit a felony. However youāre saying Lil Baby flavor Rap Snacks are the same, which Samās Clubs is selling, along with the Nicki Minaj flavor, so why the fuck not, now I have $30 in chips coming my way, but Iām getting twice as much value wise, plus variety, so yeah, thanks for the info lol.
w33dcup t1_j1xrozk wrote
I get these as free samples when I attend law enforcement conferences. The prison commissary vendors hand them out along with other prison snacks. I can confirm they are quite tasty.
MrBeverly t1_j1xs8r9 wrote
If you'd like an idea of what these chips taste like without having to catch a charge, keep an eye out for Ruffles All Dressed (or just any all dressed chip if you're Canadian). It's the same concept but not quite.
The Whole Shabang is definitely a bucket list snack, but $1/oz as offered on their website is slightly outside my chip budget.
hansislegend t1_j1xtrr2 wrote
Who gets money from the sales? Iām down to overpay for some good chips if my money doesnāt go towards prisons. Lol.
Vladius28 t1_j1xuiis wrote
It just goes to regular crooks
Gumburcules t1_j206bxn wrote
> If you'd like an idea of what these chips taste like without having to catch a charge,
Or just go to a corner store in the hood.
Every store in my neighborhood sells them.
Prometheus357 t1_j1xgx85 wrote
ā3 soupsā
arbivark t1_j1xzac8 wrote
a 'soup' is currency in jail. aka a packet of ramen. nissin chili ramen saved my life, because it's vegetarian and was one of the only things i could eat while in jail. it's hard to find on the outside, but i buy it when it see it.
Jaggedmallard26 t1_j1yzfso wrote
>it's hard to find on the outside, but i buy it when it see it.
Really? At least here in the UK it's available in most supermarkets and corner shops now. Top tier noodles though.
_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ t1_j1ys9ps wrote
Thanks Beef Baby.
HellBoundWhiskeyBent t1_j1xhzf2 wrote
Shit was fire with a beef and cheese stick āļøš
DangerousSuggestion8 t1_j1yhrvb wrote
I used to buy those off commissary, I traded them pretty often, I always liked the stuff the trustees in the kitchen stole better, peppers, cheese, hell I remember cooking up full meals in there, regardless I also traded a locker full of them for a chess set and a used mp3 player - I'm not exactly a social person so I just sat and played chess
ztreHdrahciR t1_j1yoadv wrote
Interestingly, we were recently asked to donate to a program where prisoners would receive snack boxes at Christmas, and it was limited to things like small bags of chips and other similar snacks. Now I wonder if the guys are like : "these suck, I want the Shabang chips"
g0juice t1_j209txe wrote
Imagine being able to donate to any charity or cause or problem and you donate to prisoners.
Maybe Iām missing something here but like isnāt pretty much any cause better than this?
2plopplopplop2 t1_j20jpzh wrote
Prisoners are still people....
g0juice t1_j20k2b0 wrote
Gotcha but if I was weighting where to donate money amongst all the people, places, and things in the world Iām pretty sure prisoners would probably not be in the top half of the list.
2plopplopplop2 t1_j20pzrp wrote
Good thing other people think differently.
g0juice t1_j21d65y wrote
Lol yeah I guess that explains criminals.
2plopplopplop2 t1_j21du07 wrote
Or people who can still want to help people out no matter their circumstance.
g0juice t1_j21h0l5 wrote
Do you maybe might kinda think there would possibly be a better group of people to help? You know like orphans or battered women or maybe hospital patients or the elderly? I donāt know Iām just like spit ballin over here or thinking out loud but yeah hmm.
2plopplopplop2 t1_j22in57 wrote
Yeah hmmm there's plenty of people willing to help those.groups, it's okay to want to help people in prison too.
g0juice t1_j232yzv wrote
Lol. Help their victims or anything besides people just out there committing crimes but yeah you do you
2plopplopplop2 t1_j23dape wrote
I think you're going to be confused when you find out that the majority of prisoners are there for victimless crimes.
g0juice t1_j23fjmu wrote
Lol. Quit breaking the law
2plopplopplop2 t1_j23h699 wrote
If only it were that simple
g0juice t1_j23hga7 wrote
I think it kinda is. Billions donāt do it every day
2plopplopplop2 t1_j23hrls wrote
Everyone breaks the law.
dinosauroil t1_j20pc1f wrote
I don't think anyone asked you to rate causes.
g0juice t1_j21d89h wrote
Which cell block were you on?
dinosauroil t1_j21wo1k wrote
seethe, pls
g0juice t1_j21x851 wrote
Sorry was asking for the number in english
dinosauroil t1_j21xoj5 wrote
Are they numbered? I thought it was letter labels or something
g0juice t1_j21xwuj wrote
Ahh, youād know.
dinosauroil t1_j22pskc wrote
I genuinely didn't lol (was going off movies/songs, but apparently it's either based on brief googling I did just now. TIL). What point would you be attempting to make anyway, if I had known?
g0juice t1_j232xa7 wrote
Mmmmmhmmmm
Zelensexual t1_j1yqszt wrote
I bought 12 bags of these once, because I'm a potato chip aficionado and had heard such good things about them, and they only sold them in bulk.
Unfortunately, I was not impressed. C-
Hanginon t1_j1ziulx wrote
I'm you.
Bought some (a case) for the same curiosity and found them less than appealing. I ended up giving them to my niece and her girlfriend, both of who found them to be delicious. ĀÆ\_( Ķ”āāÆĶŹ Ķ”ā)_/ĀÆ
Zelensexual t1_j1zjnvd wrote
Yeah. And I usually can't get enough of potato chips. I ended up giving most of them away too. Don't think anyone else really enjoyed them either.
Hanginon t1_j1zkkca wrote
Yep, Pleughhhh...
I was glad that the girls enjoyed them, as I didn't.
Ktla75 t1_j2091cc wrote
Now they're in prison because the chips were that good.
Sansia t1_j1zd4hf wrote
You likely already have, but you should order up some Gibbleās Red Hot chips. Martins makes the same chip, but the lard makes a huge difference.
Commentment_Phobe t1_j1xwjv6 wrote
āCaptive audienceā
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incarceration_in_the_United_States
jessi74 t1_j1y2xj9 wrote
Apparently Zapps voodoo chips are similar if you can't find the whole shebang easily.
JonLongsonLongJonson t1_j1y7hfe wrote
Someone else compared them to All Dressed flavor Ruffles, which I love. I just tried these Zapps chips a few days ago and theyāre salt and vinegar, which I really donāt like. Also kind of barbecue-y but still.
This makes me really wonder what these chips actually taste like
No-Student5710 t1_j1xp9rw wrote
Ive tried these. They are great to eat with cheese. Any sliced cheese
Toaster_bath13 t1_j1xzo0x wrote
Earthquake Chips are BIS.
selftitleddebutalbum t1_j205v94 wrote
Damn, that mix of salt and vinegar and bbq sounds good. Now I want some.
WalkerBRiley t1_j1z8ix9 wrote
>In 2012, Keefe acknowledged publicly that they had a major hit on their hands, but wouldn't offer The Whole Shabang for sale to the general public.
Utilizing the Eric Cartman "You Can't Come" technique, I see.
Frosty_Bat_22 t1_j1zd695 wrote
These are very good chips.
AnthillOmbudsman t1_j20dzx9 wrote
So are the Shebang chips just loaded with 5 times the normal seasoning and a ton of MSG? I've had good chips, the Kettle brand is probably about the best I've tasted, but I'm not sure how a brand can be on a completely different level.
danmusic666 t1_j21bfxt wrote
They sell them on Amazon but at a crazy mark up. They also sell pickled clams or whatever that shit was
HellBoundWhiskeyBent t1_j1xhw2z wrote
Those shabang chips are š„š„. They're all the chip flavors in one. And to buy them "OUT HERE" they can be expensive. If you find Lil Baby "ALL IN" rap snacks they taste the same.